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Hillary Thanks "The Pennsylvanian" For Endorsement
Matt Kelemen
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2016Sat, Oct 22, 2016
Clinton and Kaine Are Coming To Penn, But Like...Why?
Alessandro Consuelos
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2016Sat, Oct 22, 2016
Hillel is Throwing a Launch Party for a Gender-Neutral Bathroom
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, Oct. 20, 2016Thu, Oct 20, 2016
Wanna Avoid Getting MERTED? Don't Go To Gregory
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2016Wed, Oct 19, 2016
Apparently There's A New Senior Society And It's Called Atlas
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2016Wed, Oct 19, 2016
Penn's Sumerian Tablets Rival Oz For Worst Jokes Of 2016
Becky Molinoff
Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2016Tue, Oct 18, 2016
PennVet Student Masturbates Horse on National Television
Seth Fein
Monday, Oct. 17, 2016Mon, Oct 17, 2016
Columbia Band Drops Weak Diss Poem During 35-10 Loss To Penn
MJ Kang
Monday, Oct. 17, 2016Mon, Oct 17, 2016
That Asshole Preacher Got Arrested At The University Of Georgia
David Akst
Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2016Wed, Oct 12, 2016
Here's What You Have To Atone For This Yom Kippur
David Akst
Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2016Tue, Oct 11, 2016
Panting, Sweaty Sophomore Is Late to 200 Person Econ Lecture, No One Cares
Alessandro Consuelos
Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2016Tue, Oct 11, 2016







