The nice guy cares about the community and others, and is a lame-ass little bitch. What girls want is big parties and casual hook up sessions, not Zoom dates with the Green Pass guy.
The branded white hats the club ordered will also have to be returned.
The nice guy cares about the community and others, and is a lame-ass little bitch. What girls want is big parties and casual hook up sessions, not Zoom dates with the Green Pass guy.
Jones has been convicted of 2 accounts of arson, an assault, 3 bouts of breaking and entering, 4 public urination offenses, many speeding charges, 1 parking ticket, and 53 accounts of vandalism.
The branded white hats the club ordered will also have to be returned.
We’ve all been there - 2AM on a Thursday night, one failed booty call away from dropping out and becoming a full time incel when we open our fridge and find our tub of Hemo sauce, glowing in the midst of so much darkness.
u201cNow, letu2019s assume that Maria were to, say, offer a student extra credit in exchange for cocaine. My question is: would this be ethical? And if so, why?u201d
But at the end of the day, it’s an experience like no other, meant to bring you closer to your classmates. That is, if they are able to survive...
I am a cool, chill girl who just doesn’t care about my birthday.
CB: We all have anxious-preoccupied attachment styles and need constant validation and love from all of our peers, whether or not it is coerced, to feel like life is worth living. Oh, and we really wanted to get into Friars.
For $50 a week, students with red Passes can go wherever they want: dining halls, other college houses, Center City — you name it.
At one point, the guy stopped his motion and whispered into the air: “Alexa, play Musafir by Penn Masala.”
Students everywhere rejoiced as they realized that in addition to not having any classes that meet on Fridays, they have also been given most Fridays off.
I just think that before we have a conversation about the negative effects of COVID, we should just quickly talk about the negative effects of the elderly.
Want to look like the most exclusive, hottest bitches in Philadelphia? UTB did all the hard work for you and found out where they all like to hang out.
Last year, when he didn’t see his shadow, Pritchett announced that all students should rapidly abandon campus and finish the semester online.
For the last time, Mommy: stop calling my Cheetos “junk food”. They are far, far more important than you will ever know.
“When I opened the decision portal when it came out, the thought of filming my reaction never crossed my mind,” said Delaney.
This means that I’m not going to get sucked into the rat race of academic success or other traditionally accepted forms of success.
My sources tell me that I need to contact the professor if I’m interested in becoming a teaching assistant, but as a pretty person, I’ve never been one to have to ask for what I want.
You think sheets of paper are gonna rectify the damage of your blowing asshole?
This past Sunday Penn Police were anonymously tipped by a few students who said they saw “blinding flashes” and heard “what sounded like Optimus Prime ripping a bandaid off his genitalia” coming from VP 4th floor.
Solutions by The State News
