VIDEO: Spicy Bowl Challenge
Penn's spiciest publication takes on Penn's spiciest bowl.
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VIDEO: Spicy Bowl Challenge
Anthony Lagana
Monday, Oct. 30, 2017Mon, Oct 30, 2017
Penn's spiciest publication takes on Penn's spiciest bowl.
“Ugh, Tinder is Too Addictive. I had to Delete It,” Says 21-Year-Old Alcoholic
Sam Tolbert
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2017Sun, Oct 29, 2017
Groundbreaking: Wharton Sophomore Believes that the Market Overvalues Penn Dining Swipes
Karman Cheema
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2017Sun, Oct 29, 2017
Here's What Penn Crushes Would Look Like If It Didn't Reject Submissions
Seyoung Kim
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2017Sun, Oct 29, 2017
How to Avoid Meaningful Friendships by Posing as an Exchange Student—And Get Away With It
Lea Eisenberg
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2017Sun, Oct 29, 2017
Christianity Win! Students Given Free Mini Copies of the New Testament on Locust Actually Converted
Lauren Sorantino
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2017Sun, Oct 29, 2017
Heartwarming! Penn Tells Vitriolic Preachers to Stay Away From Prospective Applicants
Srinivas Mandyam
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2017Sun, Oct 29, 2017
Inspiring: Family buys Every Ticket for Daughter’s A Capella Group Performance
Allen Zhu
Saturday, Oct. 28, 2017Sat, Oct 28, 2017
Amy Gutmann Lambasts Cyberbullying in Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club
Seyoung Kim
Friday, Oct. 27, 2017Fri, Oct 27, 2017
50-Year-Old Man Uses Penn Crushes to Catfish Freshman
Sophie Trotto
Friday, Oct. 27, 2017Fri, Oct 27, 2017
Penn Administration Agrees to Stop Using "Midterm," Will Now Use "Bi-Weekly" Instead
Karman Cheema
Friday, Oct. 27, 2017Fri, Oct 27, 2017
VIDEO: Spooky Suitor
Sometimes a well-defined jawline just isn't enough.
Quiz: Are All Your Friends Hanging Out Without You?
Becky Molinoff
Friday, Oct. 27, 2017Fri, Oct 27, 2017
Professor Absolutely Shocked There’s Only 5 Minutes of Class Left
Needhi Mehta
Friday, Oct. 27, 2017Fri, Oct 27, 2017
Future Penn President Crosses Penn Off Of Her College Application List
Srinivas Mandyam
Friday, Oct. 27, 2017Fri, Oct 27, 2017
6 Group Halloween Costume Ideas for the Whole Squad and Samantha’s Boyfriend
UTB Staff
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017Thu, Oct 26, 2017
Trump Claims Penn Degree Proves Intelligence but We Know Several Dumb People Here
UTB Staff
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017Thu, Oct 26, 2017
Yes, I Submitted a Penn Crush for My Juul and No, I’m Not Ashamed
Allen Zhu
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017Thu, Oct 26, 2017
Close Call! Heist Thwarted by Third Layer of Protection on Quad Bathroom Doors
Adam Eldefrawy
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017Thu, Oct 26, 2017
