Despite it almost never being applicable, Griffin manages to connect any high-brow, Criterion Collection-type film to the 2005 movie that stars David Schwimmer as a talking giraffe.
“Man, I used to think that Ian only saw me as a literary vehicle for peddling his twisted world view, but he’s actually pretty chill,” Allen said, slurping oysters with his newfound friend. “Also, he’s hot. Like, so hot. Smoking H-O-T.”
Despite it almost never being applicable, Griffin manages to connect any high-brow, Criterion Collection-type film to the 2005 movie that stars David Schwimmer as a talking giraffe.
Wouldn't you wanna know how big your daddy issues for next sem will be?
“Man, I used to think that Ian only saw me as a literary vehicle for peddling his twisted world view, but he’s actually pretty chill,” Allen said, slurping oysters with his newfound friend. “Also, he’s hot. Like, so hot. Smoking H-O-T.”
Life is full of surprises. But one constant in my life has been seeing sorority sisters and fraternity brothers make their annual migration to the tropics for spring break.
Can we normalize dressing badly? It's not just a hazing thing. For some of us, it's a lifestyle.
Travel Update! The sisters of renowned sorority Delta Delta Delta have canceled their Miami plans, opting to visit the town of Kharagpur, West Bengal this March.
I love the idea of watching 23 soon-to-be consultants pretend to be instruments.
After months of being an observer in the culinary arts, I am now chef!
Pizza slices will be limited to one per person and will be a generous two inches in width.
The world is crumbling before my micrometer-wide eyes!
Pottruck, a shining beacon of scholarship and mental advancement, has been home base for Penn’s brightest since 2003. And that’s what makes this new finding so baffling.
Are there any other pisces in the room?
Upon reflection, I am proposing that NONE of us talk about our lawyers, that way nobody feels left out.
Welcome to the future and Vive la France!
ohh, did that one have fudge inside??? :) :) :) Hell YEAH! :) :) :) :) :)
I frolic around my lab bench, flirting with other boys and knocking over glassware.
How many times do I have to explain this? It’s really not that hard of a concept to grasp.
If students can shut up and enjoy their rice, then Penn Dining might consider adding lettuce again.
You're not you when your bladder's about to burst! Go buy a diaper :)
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