Gay !

Heaven looks a lot like Facebook marketplace

They're the new kids in town. 

What do you call a cheap circumcision?  A rip off!

Yes, 90% of the rush class are freshmen, they will all do pretty much everything without you, and the only other sophomore is a little weird, but that's part of it!

That annoying guy in your seminar just got more annoying.

I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face. 

It's so worth it! It really does smell a little different on everyone.

Jersey? Hannah is going to OWN a house with a yard? And she is a manager at Super Cuts in Cherry Hill?

"I think this one means love... Or if you ask my boyfriend, it means rock on!"

The magazine, known for printing students' grainy low lit nudes and try hard poetry, is venturing into pranks as performance art.

It just needs a zap of electricity to make some basic monomers.

It was a simpler time; I still considered myself pre-med, ate McClelland eight times a week, and protested Castle.

Ponytailed or French braided? On foot or scooter? There is a myriad of sports she could play.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a few pairs of Thinx period panties in my drawer, but this was too far.

Everything about this house says: I was the longest serving president in Penn history.

I should have known when he said he had a lot of family in Utah.