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OP-ED: It's Completely Unfair When Professors Cover Content in the First Class
Report: 9/10 Study Abroad Students Won't Shut the Fuck Up About Studying Abroad
'Broke' College Sophomore Gives iPhone X Two Thumbs Up
Closed Fall 2017 Classes Finally Open for Registration
OP-ED: If the Penn Bubble Really Exists, Then Why Is It So Cold?
Penn Astronomers Discover Moon is Actually Extremely Close and Just Very Small
OP-ED: Yeah, Sex Is Great and All, but Have You Ever Had a Schedule With No Recitations?
Student Planning On Spending Winter Break Reading Ahead For Next Semester Finishes Fourth Page Of Introduction
It’s Cold Now So You Have Permission to Look Like a Dog Sled Operator
BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Refers to School of Arts and Sciences as 'Total Dump' in Board Meeting
Freshman Doing Recruitment Not Planning on Pledging Sorority, Just Loves Small Talk
6 New Year's Resolutions That Scream 'I Feel Like I've Stagnated and Can No Longer Achieve Meaningful Personal Growth At Penn'
Students Excited to Drink Recklessly With School Friends After Three Weeks of Drinking Recklessly With Home Friends
What the Net Neutrality Repeals Mean for PennInTouch (Hint: It Still Sucks)
Sad: This Student Uses the Phrase 'High School Friends' to Describe His Mother
"I Don't Need to Buy My Friends," Says Freshman Girl Who Forgot to Sign up for Sorority Rush
OP-ED: University Plays God by Applying Monday Schedule to Wednesday
'Finals Were Brutal This Year,' Says Guy Who Had Two Take-Home Literature Exams





















