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St. A's Fraternity Lands Lucrative Coca-Cola Sponsorship
David Akst
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2017Wed, Sep 13, 2017
Frat Erupts Into Applause After Freshman Replies “Going” to Party
Kasra Khadem
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2017Wed, Sep 13, 2017
Senior Somehow Knew More Penn Kids In NYC Last Summer Than He Does At Penn
Lila Gutstein
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2017Wed, Sep 13, 2017
Police Shut Down Pity Party on 41st & Locust
Becky Molinoff
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017Tue, Sep 12, 2017
Conspiracy Alert: Are Penn and Amazon in Cahoots?
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017Tue, Sep 12, 2017
Student Enthusiastically Nods After Professor Fails to Answer Question During Lecture
Seth Fein
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017Tue, Sep 12, 2017
Penn Named #1 University in the World by My Parents
David Akst
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Freshman Pulls First All-Nighter, Just to Get It Over With
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Student Continues to Wear Broken Headphones on Locust to Avoid Conversation
Gena Basha
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
This Junior Took 2 and a Half Semesters of French and Wants You to Know You're Pronouncing "Pret A Manger" Wrong
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Uh Oh: Penn Has 72 Hours to Renew Its Lease or It Has to Move Out
Josh Ogunleye
Sunday, Sept. 10, 2017Sun, Sep 10, 2017
Sophisticated Sophomore Serves All-Cheese Platter in His Rodin Flat
Amanda Nart
Saturday, Sept. 9, 2017Sat, Sep 9, 2017
Report: Consulting Club Interviews Indistinguishable From A Capella Auditions
Becky Molinoff
Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017
Parents Already Making Excuses as to Why They Can't Attend Family Weekend
Lea Eisenberg
Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017
BREAKING: Student Has One Question, But It Has Two Parts
Needhi Mehta
Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017
Forget Legacies: Locusts Make Up Approximately 1/2 of Penn Undergraduates
Seth Fein
Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017
WOW! This Genius is Taking a Gender Studies Class to Meet Girls!
Josh Ogunleye
Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017
Club President Schemes for Mega-Table at Next Activity Fair
Amanda Nart
Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017
