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Quiz: Does Your Roommate Secretly Have A Cat?
Becky Molinoff
Friday, Sept. 15, 2017Fri, Sep 15, 2017
Junior Girl No Longer Relevant After Removal From Frat Listserv
Mackenzie Lukas
Friday, Sept. 15, 2017Fri, Sep 15, 2017
Junior Skips Coffee Chat Because He’s More Of A Tea Person
Lila Gutstein
Thursday, Sept. 14, 2017Thu, Sep 14, 2017
Report: Senior Auditor Has Unfair Advantage in Cold War History Class
David Akst
Thursday, Sept. 14, 2017Thu, Sep 14, 2017
Penn Engineering Creates Restaurant Week Time Machine, Exclusively for Zahav Reservations
Mackenzie Lukas
Thursday, Sept. 14, 2017Thu, Sep 14, 2017
Feminism in Action: Smokes Bouncer Rejects Men and Women Equally
Needhi Mehta
Thursday, Sept. 14, 2017Thu, Sep 14, 2017
St. A's Fraternity Lands Lucrative Coca-Cola Sponsorship
David Akst
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2017Wed, Sep 13, 2017
Frat Erupts Into Applause After Freshman Replies “Going” to Party
Kasra Khadem
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2017Wed, Sep 13, 2017
Senior Somehow Knew More Penn Kids In NYC Last Summer Than He Does At Penn
Lila Gutstein
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2017Wed, Sep 13, 2017
Police Shut Down Pity Party on 41st & Locust
Becky Molinoff
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017Tue, Sep 12, 2017
Conspiracy Alert: Are Penn and Amazon in Cahoots?
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017Tue, Sep 12, 2017
Student Enthusiastically Nods After Professor Fails to Answer Question During Lecture
Seth Fein
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017Tue, Sep 12, 2017
Penn Named #1 University in the World by My Parents
David Akst
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Freshman Pulls First All-Nighter, Just to Get It Over With
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Student Continues to Wear Broken Headphones on Locust to Avoid Conversation
Gena Basha
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
This Junior Took 2 and a Half Semesters of French and Wants You to Know You're Pronouncing "Pret A Manger" Wrong
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Uh Oh: Penn Has 72 Hours to Renew Its Lease or It Has to Move Out
Josh Ogunleye
Sunday, Sept. 10, 2017Sun, Sep 10, 2017
Sophisticated Sophomore Serves All-Cheese Platter in His Rodin Flat
Amanda Nart
Saturday, Sept. 9, 2017Sat, Sep 9, 2017
