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The 5 Best Places to Masturbate on Campus

Allen Zhu Monday, Sept. 25, 2017Mon, Sep 25, 2017

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Heartbreaking: Professional Bartender Serving Cheap Beer at Registered Parties

Kasra Khadem Sunday, Sept. 24, 2017Sun, Sep 24, 2017

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Wharton Junior Destroying Amy Gutmann in Game of Tag

Becky Molinoff Saturday, Sept. 23, 2017Sat, Sep 23, 2017

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Abroad Student Appalled That European Cafès Are Not in Black and White

Alessandro Consuelos Friday, Sept. 22, 2017Fri, Sep 22, 2017

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Unicycle Rider Finds Loophole to University Bike Policy

Lila Gutstein Friday, Sept. 22, 2017Fri, Sep 22, 2017

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Here Are the New University Guidelines on Social Events

David Akst Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017Thu, Sep 21, 2017

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Philosophy Major Fails Statistics, Doesn’t Know Probability of Getting Job

Needhi Mehta Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017Thu, Sep 21, 2017

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Spotted: Seniors Playing Spikeball in Crosswalk While Cars Yield

Seth Fein Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017Thu, Sep 21, 2017

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Penn Chalk Marketing Society Holds Inaugural GBM

Seyoung Kim Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017Thu, Sep 21, 2017

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Sad! Junior Rejected From Internships She Didn't Even Apply To

Seyoung Kim Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017Thu, Sep 21, 2017

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Club Members Excited to See Each Other for First Time Since Last September

Kasra Khadem Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2017Wed, Sep 20, 2017

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Missed Connections: September 13–20

Lea Eisenberg Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2017Wed, Sep 20, 2017

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Former High School Valedictorian Confused That She Sucks at Studying Now

Sophie Trotto Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2017Wed, Sep 20, 2017

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5 Ways to Show Your Professor How Much You Love "Weird Al" Yankovic

David Akst Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2017Wed, Sep 20, 2017

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Crime Log: September 13-19

Lila Gutstein Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2017Tue, Sep 19, 2017

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Junior “Iced” in the Middle of Video Interview

Mackenzie Lukas Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2017Tue, Sep 19, 2017

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Student Planning On Studying Outside Frontera Carefully Chooses Outfit To Impress Passersby

Gena Basha Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2017Tue, Sep 19, 2017

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