1 onion (medium finely diced) 2 cloves garlic (large chopped) ¾ cup dry white wine 6 ferrets she lost in the apartment 3 pubes left on the toilet seat 1 lost safety deposit after she tripped down the stairs and banged her head into the wall and then denied it even though I took a video and sent her the video and sent the landlord the video ½ pound ground beef
Provost this, provost that. Someone help us out here.
So, you think you've got it all figured out. Think again, punk! Take this quirky quiz from Under the Button and find out your REAL major.
After first setting eyes on Amy Gutmann, any Penn student will ask themselves the same question -- how the fuck does her skin look so fucking soft and she’s literally 70 fucking years old?! The answer might surprise you.
You're Marco Paris Jenson the third, if I remember correctly?
No, like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
And in German it's now Gutschland. Hurrah!
If this doesn’t say fall we don’t know what does! Drape yourself in this luscious autumnal accessory in an attempt to externally heal your wounds that have already been very deeply internalized.
In retrospect, it was obvious from the name that something bad was bound to happen.
Michael then proceeded to tell the same aggressively mundane story to every other club member after coming to the false conclusion that he’d struck an anecdotal gold mine.
"By making students feel better without their knowledge, we eliminate the middleman of ‘therapy’, and our job is done."
A monument to the people shall arise where elite culture once dominated.
The comment said, “Photo credits to me." Naturally, the person who wrote this comment and your crush have been engaging in decadent sexual entanglements.
Foucault conceptualized the panopticon as a way for those in power to use technology to control the flow of information in society, a calculated, intricate apparatus embedded in the very logic of social structure and function.
The time to end iced chai is now. Follow these tips so you're never caught drinking a gay, sissy drink again.
According to the long-forgotten policy, any student has the option to challenge their professor to a duel to dispute an exam grade. Amazingly, students are even able to rent out pistols for the duel from Van Pelt.
One time, I saw a baby with an iPad. I cried and threw up for three days.
Need some last minute costume ideas? I've got you covered.
Our main thing is smoking cigarettes on benches on Locust to help us stay skinny.
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