"By ingesting the saliva of every citizen, I can consume your thoughts and, in this way, connect intimately and effectively with the needs of the American public." - President Joe Biden
"By ingesting the saliva of every citizen, I can consume your thoughts and, in this way, connect intimately and effectively with the needs of the American public." - President Joe Biden
Go P.E.A.S.A.N.T.S!
Holy shit. She is so funny.
Johnson shares that she was ultimately unsuccessful in her appeal, but is not giving up on “fighting the good fight.”
Letting my tongue hang out of my mouth is like a private affirmation that I am cute and petite like a Yorkshire terrier.
I hope to one day acquire enough power to end the Penn dining plan once and for all. But for now I will eat my La Plancha meal swipe burrito and ponder a better future.
Despite it almost never being applicable, Griffin manages to connect any high-brow, Criterion Collection-type film to the 2005 movie that stars David Schwimmer as a talking giraffe.
Wouldn't you wanna know how big your daddy issues for next sem will be?
“Man, I used to think that Ian only saw me as a literary vehicle for peddling his twisted world view, but he’s actually pretty chill,” Allen said, slurping oysters with his newfound friend. “Also, he’s hot. Like, so hot. Smoking H-O-T.”
Life is full of surprises. But one constant in my life has been seeing sorority sisters and fraternity brothers make their annual migration to the tropics for spring break.
Travel Update! The sisters of renowned sorority Delta Delta Delta have canceled their Miami plans, opting to visit the town of Kharagpur, West Bengal this March.
After months of being an observer in the culinary arts, I am now chef!
Pizza slices will be limited to one per person and will be a generous two inches in width.
The world is crumbling before my micrometer-wide eyes!
Pottruck, a shining beacon of scholarship and mental advancement, has been home base for Penn’s brightest since 2003. And that’s what makes this new finding so baffling.
Upon reflection, I am proposing that NONE of us talk about our lawyers, that way nobody feels left out.
Welcome to the future and Vive la France!
I frolic around my lab bench, flirting with other boys and knocking over glassware.
If students can shut up and enjoy their rice, then Penn Dining might consider adding lettuce again.
Solutions by The State News
