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When I see a button nose it makes me so ill that I just have to throw up in my mouth.
Mother, please. I know you’re upset but I hope you’ll understand.
She was eating boiled potatoes and some sort of dried fish. Gross. Damn. It was like 10:00am.
Omg you took pictures of me?
Boston? Is that in Massachusetts?
ABG? I think one of my friends interned there last summer.
How am I supposed to function in a space with the characteristics of a space such as this space here?
Everything will have been nothing when it is all over. You must do to be. Yes, I will go to Penn Chinese Theatre's fall show.
Proudly, I #runondunkin
Why is it that when you kiss him you can forget your name?
The States are most United in their shared touch starved-ness: the source of all health woes.
Perhaps whatever plastic surgery the keypad of this turnstile got is what fixed all of its problems, and maybe that can be a metaphor for me as well – who will be the plastic surgeon to my heart?
The horror, goddam the horror.
I had many laughs.
Is he trying to get a referral to work in asset management, or is he trying to manage her assets?
Come on bro. No way you can tell me you’re proud of that stream.