Opinion
An Open Letter to Amy Gutmann: Why the Fuck Is Your Skin So Perfect?
April 16, 2018 at 2:32 pm
There are images of you from long ago in which you look decades older than you currently do. Is that a result of proper exfoliation and skin-toning, or plastic surgery
What I Learned From Struggling My First Year at Penn and Literally Every Year After That
April 15, 2018 at 10:55 am
If there’s one thing that’s harder than struggling after your first year, it’s struggling many more times your second, third, fourth, and if you failed CIS160, your fifth years at Penn.
OP-ED: Franklin’s Table Was My Idea, And I'm Not Ashamed to Admit It
April 15, 2018 at 9:52 am
5 Reasons Why the Walmart Yodeling Kid Should be the Next Penn President
April 12, 2018 at 6:03 am
1. He’ll revive Club Penguin for Penn students.
OP-ED: I'm All for Sex Positivity, but Please Don't Bang Your Man at 5 AM on a Tuesday
April 11, 2018 at 7:03 am
OP-ED: Listen up, I’m a Hipster — I Own a Penn Dad Shirt
April 11, 2018 at 6:56 am
OP-ED: This Class May Just Be Your Foundational Requirement, but It's in My Major. Show Some Respect.
April 10, 2018 at 12:22 pm
OP-ED: I Didn’t Care About Gentrification Until It Closed the Taco Bell
April 10, 2018 at 12:21 pm
OP-ED: Help! I Got My First Period in Class but Can’t Find the Nurse!
April 10, 2018 at 12:20 pm
OP-ED: I Rejected This Struggling Freshman From My Club Because He Doesn’t Cuff His Jeans
April 5, 2018 at 4:51 pm
OP-ED: I’m Not Fucking My Professor, But I Think I Should Be Allowed To
April 4, 2018 at 2:37 pm
OP-ED: Not to Be a Conceited Bitch, But My Twitter Is Incredible
April 4, 2018 at 3:27 am
OP-ED: I Need to Work Tonight, but Let's Meet up After the Game to Celebrate
April 2, 2018 at 5:20 am
OP-ED: I Failed My Pregnancy Test and Want to Know Who Wrecked the Curve
April 1, 2018 at 2:49 pm
OP-ED: I’d Delete My Facebook, but I Don’t Know Any of My Friends' Birthdays
April 1, 2018 at 1:02 pm
OP-ED: I'm Not Unemployed. I'm Just Interning for Myself
March 31, 2018 at 3:23 pm
Stress at Penn shouldn’t be a competition | But if it is, I'm winning.
March 27, 2018 at 12:06 am
OP-ED: If You Want to Be a Doctor to Help People, Why Are You Wrecking the Curve?
March 26, 2018 at 2:21 pm
OP-ED: Oh, Did You Say Something? I Was Busy Taking Notes on My iPad Pro
March 25, 2018 at 3:12 pm
