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OP-ED: Use Some Fucking Chapstick Before We Make Out, Bro
Allen Zhu
Sunday, Dec. 10, 2017Sun, Dec 10, 2017
Amazing! Girl in 5 Inch Hoops Only Ripped off One Earlobe Over Course of Evening
UTB Staff
Saturday, Dec. 9, 2017Sat, Dec 9, 2017
OP-ED: I Finally Collected Enough Box Tops to Donate a Pencil
Becky Molinoff
Saturday, Dec. 9, 2017Sat, Dec 9, 2017
This Frat Received a Record-Breaking Number of Early Decision Applicants This Fall
Karman Cheema
Saturday, Dec. 9, 2017Sat, Dec 9, 2017
Remarkable! This Student Manages to Reveal Her Privilege in Every Class Contribution
Lauren Sorantino
Saturday, Dec. 9, 2017Sat, Dec 9, 2017
OP-ED: Bitcoin? Nah. Have You Heard About DarkCoin?
Adam Eldefrawy
Friday, Dec. 8, 2017Fri, Dec 8, 2017
Group Project Falls Through Due to Lack of Passive-Aggressive Meeting Coordination Texts
Mackenzie Lukas
Friday, Dec. 8, 2017Fri, Dec 8, 2017
OP-ED: Just Because My Life Goal Is to Exploit Proletariat Labor Doesn’t Mean I’m a Bad Person
Allen Zhu
Friday, Dec. 8, 2017Fri, Dec 8, 2017
If You Answered "10 or More Sexual Encounters" on the Penn Sex Survey, Expect an Email From the Creator
Natalia Joseph
Friday, Dec. 8, 2017Fri, Dec 8, 2017
BUSTED! Student Who Posted Meme About Course Registration Actually Got All of Her Requested Courses
Becky Molinoff
Friday, Dec. 8, 2017Fri, Dec 8, 2017
Student Tries Chicken Over Rice From Every Halal Truck on Campus, Is Shocked to Find They All Taste the Same
Jonah Weinbaum
Friday, Dec. 8, 2017Fri, Dec 8, 2017
Modern Day Robin Hood: This Girl Steals Handles From Frats and Gives Them to Freshmen in Need
Elizabeth Beugg
Thursday, Dec. 7, 2017Thu, Dec 7, 2017
Penn Junior Faced Off Against "Brutal" Competition to Win Inaugural CIS Beyblade Showdown
Karman Cheema
Thursday, Dec. 7, 2017Thu, Dec 7, 2017
Shocking: New Report Shows that 40% of Penn Students Have Never Used "Summer" as Verb
Sam Tolbert
Thursday, Dec. 7, 2017Thu, Dec 7, 2017
How to Love Him Even After He Pronounces Jalapeño With a Hard J
UTB Staff
Thursday, Dec. 7, 2017Thu, Dec 7, 2017
BREAKING: World Officially at Capacity for Boys Named Matt
Lea Eisenberg
Thursday, Dec. 7, 2017Thu, Dec 7, 2017
Kings Court Declares Independence From England; War Looms
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2017Wed, Dec 6, 2017
OP-ED: Crying Is the Bravest Thing a Man Can Do, Unless It's Because You Dropped Your McNuggets
Charlie Sosnick
Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2017Wed, Dec 6, 2017
