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Inspiring: This Student Deleted Tinder for Two Days to ‘Feel Closer to Nature’
November 16, 2017 at 11:39 pm
Cockroaches Protest Unlivable Dorm Conditions
November 16, 2017 at 11:32 pm
Global Warming Fanatics: How Do You Like Me Now?
November 16, 2017 at 2:49 pm
Student Skips Meeting for Extra Hour to Procrastinate on Homework
November 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm
Penn Researchers: We Can Now Definitively Say Dinosaurs Liked Cuddling
November 16, 2017 at 12:08 pm
Fraternity Brother Brings Cousin to Date Night
November 16, 2017 at 12:00 pm
BREAKING: Penn Dining Introduces Flavored Food
November 16, 2017 at 1:58 am
VIDEO: The Toothpaster
November 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm
This guy lost his toothbrush, so now he puts toothpaste on everything. Here is his story.
Girl Keeps Dollar Sign Nose Piercing in for Interview, Gets Goldman Position
November 15, 2017 at 2:07 pm
Lucy’s Definitive Spirit Animal Is a Giraffe but Not Because of Her Long Ass Neck
November 15, 2017 at 2:03 pm
New Study Finds That Students Who Put Up Virtual Fireplaces in GSRs are Less Productive
November 15, 2017 at 1:51 pm
Amazing: This Senior Is Taking Eight Advanced CIS Courses AND Has a 0.4 GPA
November 15, 2017 at 11:50 am
"Brunch Is An Occasional Treat," Says Dude Who Gets it Twice Per Weekend
November 15, 2017 at 11:37 am
Genius: Freshman Puts out of Order Sign on Shower So No One Else Will Use It
November 14, 2017 at 12:24 pm
Senior Quits All Extracurriculars So He Can Finally Have Control of His Facebook Profile
November 14, 2017 at 12:53 am
Student With 'So Much Work' Spends One Hour Sitting on Bed Wearing Towel
November 14, 2017 at 12:45 am
Penn Football’s Hopes for 41/42 of Ivy League Trophy Dashed After Yale Victory
November 14, 2017 at 12:45 am
Meal Swipe/Dining Dollar Exchange Rate Plummets to All Time Low, NASDAQ in Free Fall
November 14, 2017 at 12:34 am