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BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Sends Email Taking Obvious Stance on Social Issue
Meet the Genius Who Tried to Catch up on Work Over Thanksgiving Break
Student Who Put Off Kissing Up to TA Realizes Finals Are Only a Week Away
Four Scarves That Say "I'm Taking a Poetry Course this Semester"
Serial Killer and LinkedIn Aficionado Bond Over Hobby of Collecting Humans
Student Doesn’t Care About Divestment from Fossil Fuels, Just Loves Sitting
OP-ED: Let’s Not Label This Nebulous Sexual Relationship
Student Finally Crosses "Make To-Do List" Off Provisional To-Do List
Equality in Action: Penn Now Requires ALL Students Pay Full Tuition
Family Exhausts Legacy Quota, Youngest Son Forced to Work Hard
Report: Over Half of Student Body Participated in Blacked Friday
Breaking: Van Pelt Reconsidering Bag Check Policy After Discovering Bags With Multiple Pockets
Confused Junior Starting to Believe He Got a Haircut over Break
Beige Block Ranked 2nd in New York Magazine's "Hippest Neighborhoods in Manhattan for Young People"
Record-Breaking Number of Students Use Phrase “In This Paper, I Argue” in Final Essays
Facing Crowd at O'Hare Airport, Junior Decides to Stay Home Until Spring Semester
Student Observing Mo’ Shave November Excited to Stop Carrying Razor Around
OP-ED: I Bit Into a Chocolate Chip Cookie And It Was Oatmeal Raisin
