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Genius: Engineering Student Develops Pumpkin Spice Juul Flavor
October 31, 2017 at 3:21 am
Freshman Confused That Halloween Hasn’t Happened Yet
October 31, 2017 at 3:02 am
Amazon@Penn Sees 5000% Increase in Adult Onesie Returns
October 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm
VIDEO: Spicy Bowl Challenge
October 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm
Penn's spiciest publication takes on Penn's spiciest bowl.
“Ugh, Tinder is Too Addictive. I had to Delete It,” Says 21-Year-Old Alcoholic
October 29, 2017 at 7:13 pm
Groundbreaking: Wharton Sophomore Believes that the Market Overvalues Penn Dining Swipes
October 29, 2017 at 4:05 pm
QUIZ: Hey! Are You Going Out?
October 29, 2017 at 12:08 pm
Here's What Penn Crushes Would Look Like If It Didn't Reject Submissions
October 29, 2017 at 11:40 am
How to Avoid Meaningful Friendships by Posing as an Exchange Student—And Get Away With It
October 29, 2017 at 11:35 am
Christianity Win! Students Given Free Mini Copies of the New Testament on Locust Actually Converted
October 29, 2017 at 11:22 am
Heartwarming! Penn Tells Vitriolic Preachers to Stay Away From Prospective Applicants
October 29, 2017 at 11:14 am
Inspiring: Family buys Every Ticket for Daughter’s A Capella Group Performance
October 28, 2017 at 2:43 pm
Amy Gutmann Lambasts Cyberbullying in Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club
October 27, 2017 at 11:35 pm
50-Year-Old Man Uses Penn Crushes to Catfish Freshman
October 27, 2017 at 11:32 pm
Penn Administration Agrees to Stop Using "Midterm," Will Now Use "Bi-Weekly" Instead
October 27, 2017 at 4:50 pm
VIDEO: Spooky Suitor
October 27, 2017 at 1:45 pm
Sometimes a well-defined jawline just isn't enough.
Quiz: Are All Your Friends Hanging Out Without You?
October 27, 2017 at 11:58 am
Professor Absolutely Shocked There’s Only 5 Minutes of Class Left
October 27, 2017 at 12:38 am
Future Penn President Crosses Penn Off Of Her College Application List
October 27, 2017 at 12:23 am
6 Group Halloween Costume Ideas for the Whole Squad and Samantha’s Boyfriend
October 26, 2017 at 11:51 pm