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Lucy’s Definitive Spirit Animal Is a Giraffe but Not Because of Her Long Ass Neck
UTB Staff
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2017Wed, Nov 15, 2017
New Study Finds That Students Who Put Up Virtual Fireplaces in GSRs are Less Productive
Lila Gutstein
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2017Wed, Nov 15, 2017
Amazing: This Senior Is Taking Eight Advanced CIS Courses AND Has a 0.4 GPA
Jonah Weinbaum
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2017Wed, Nov 15, 2017
"Brunch Is An Occasional Treat," Says Dude Who Gets it Twice Per Weekend
Charlie Sosnick
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2017Wed, Nov 15, 2017
Genius: Freshman Puts out of Order Sign on Shower So No One Else Will Use It
Alex Xu
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Senior Quits All Extracurriculars So He Can Finally Have Control of His Facebook Profile
Elizabeth Beugg
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Student With 'So Much Work' Spends One Hour Sitting on Bed Wearing Towel
Charlie Sosnick
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Penn Football’s Hopes for 41/42 of Ivy League Trophy Dashed After Yale Victory
Seth Fein
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Meal Swipe/Dining Dollar Exchange Rate Plummets to All Time Low, NASDAQ in Free Fall
Srinivas Mandyam
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Penn Offers ‘Intro to Astrology’ to Fulfill Physical World Sector
Allen Zhu
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Loophole Alert! Student Uses Walkie Talkie to Cheat on Exam
Becky Molinoff
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017Tue, Nov 14, 2017
Freshman Loses Not Just Phone But Entire Life Thanks to Phone Wallet
Mackenzie Lukas
Monday, Nov. 13, 2017Mon, Nov 13, 2017
Report: Girl With 64oz Water Bottle Averages 3.2 Bathroom Breaks per Class
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, Nov. 13, 2017Mon, Nov 13, 2017
Oh God Please No: Penn Announces Plans to Extend Locust Walk Wind Tunnel from 34th to 41st
Sam Tolbert
Monday, Nov. 13, 2017Mon, Nov 13, 2017
Student Baffled That Joke About Louis C.K. Didn't Go Over Well in Class
Lauren Sorantino
Monday, Nov. 13, 2017Mon, Nov 13, 2017
Unsurprising: Sophomore Does Advance Registration Extra Early, Still Gets Screwed Over
Karman Cheema
Sunday, Nov. 12, 2017Sun, Nov 12, 2017
Uh Oh: Penn Constructing Buildings Faster Than Perelman Family Can Reproduce
Srinivas Mandyam
Sunday, Nov. 12, 2017Sun, Nov 12, 2017
OP-ED: I'm Not a Bandwagon Eagles Fan, They're My Home Team Now
Seyoung Kim
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