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OP-ED: I'm Sipping Wine on a Barcelona Beach and Having Serious FOMO

Alessandro Consuelos
Mon, Oct 23, 2017

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Frat House Crumbles After Partygoer Stealthily Nabs Crucial Structural Element

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OP-ED: I'm Sipping Wine on a Barcelona Beach and Having Serious FOMO

Alessandro Consuelos Monday, Oct. 23, 2017Mon, Oct 23, 2017

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Frat House Crumbles After Partygoer Stealthily Nabs Crucial Structural Element

Seth Fein Monday, Oct. 23, 2017Mon, Oct 23, 2017

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Wow! This Guy Pronounces "Gyro" Correctly at Greek Lady

Sue Park Monday, Oct. 23, 2017Mon, Oct 23, 2017

Freshman Accidentally Rushes Sci-Fi Instead of Phi Psi

Karman Cheema Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017

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QUIZ: How Many Cheek Kisses Is This Fancy Hello?

Sam Tolbert Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017

Tortas Frontera Opening with Rick Bayless

OP-ED: The Ability to Have Guac at Penn

Needhi Mehta Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017

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I Purchased a Powerade Water Bottle: Do You Still Think You're Better Than Me, Student Athletes?

Natalia Joseph Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017

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Penn Accidentally Hires English-Speaking Math Professor

Kasra Khadem Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017

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Junior Mistakes Case Interview Prep For Romantic Date

Mackenzie Lukas Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017

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Frat Throws Frat Themed Frat Party

Needhi Mehta Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017

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Sick: This Wharton Freshman Just Nailed that Personality Quiz

Alessandro Consuelos Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017

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New Penn Study Finds Midterm Season Lasts From Early October Until Your Professor God Damn Feels Like It's Over

UTB Staff Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017

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Ingenious: Wharton Student Creates Backpack Leash for Adults

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Next Level Flyering: This Guy is Just Handing Out Business Cards on Locust

Josh Ogunleye Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017

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On-Campus Frat Makes Their WiFi AirPennNet, Mass Confusion Ensues

Lila Gutstein Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017

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Karman Cheema Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017

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Lila Gutstein Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017

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