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Shocking: Gutmann Has Never Read a Book, Prefers to Eat Them
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2017Wed, Feb 1, 2017
18 Things More Likely To Kill You On Campus Than Refugees
Gena Basha
Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2017Wed, Feb 1, 2017
Freshman Has Yet to Accept That Mice Are a Quintessential Part of the Penn Experience
Rebecca Tan
Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2017Tue, Jan 31, 2017
Even the Protestor Outside the Bookstore Is Mad About Trump's Orders
David Akst
Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2017Tue, Jan 31, 2017
Hot Take of the Week: Cornell is the Best Ivy
Mackenzie Lukas
Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2017Tue, Jan 31, 2017
Gutmann Prepares to Take Final Form After Rebuking Trump
Alessandro Consuelos
Monday, Jan. 30, 2017Mon, Jan 30, 2017
Engineering Student Wins Guinness World Record for Most Consecutive Times Crossing the Street Without Checking for Oncoming Traffic
David Akst
Monday, Jan. 30, 2017Mon, Jan 30, 2017
Penn Students Delete Uber, Seizing Opportunity to Escape Low User Ratings
Sophie Trotto
Monday, Jan. 30, 2017Mon, Jan 30, 2017
DPS Uses Leaf Blowers to Shut Down Frat Party
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, Jan. 26, 2017Thu, Jan 26, 2017
Daily Pennsylvanian Still Only Has One Photo of Dean Furda. Sad!
Alessandro Consuelos
Thursday, Jan. 26, 2017Thu, Jan 26, 2017
Tiffany Trump Is Registered to Vote in Two States
David Akst
Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2017Wed, Jan 25, 2017
Given Excessive Demand, Wharton Latino to Begin Distributing Wristbands For Annual Fling BBQ
Gena Basha
Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2017Wed, Jan 25, 2017
Chipotle Closed For Health Violations After Too Many People Reached Over the Sneeze Guard
David Akst
Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2017Tue, Jan 24, 2017
Top 5 Leaf Blowers for Drowning Out Hate-Filled Protests
Alessandro Consuelos
Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2017Tue, Jan 24, 2017
