I clambered into this world a cold, disgusting little worm man. Even the mound of garbage from which I was created could not bare to house me. And so, like the near-sighted, mud-dwelling mole that I am, I gnarled my way through the heap and into the blinding sun.
I clambered into this world a cold, disgusting little worm man. Even the mound of garbage from which I was created could not bare to house me. And so, like the near-sighted, mud-dwelling mole that I am, I gnarled my way through the heap and into the blinding sun.
Joseph Elston talks to the future leaders of Penn's Panhellenic societies.
spooky!
Joseph Elston goes to West & Down as the Man on the Street.
"Yo! What's up?"
*scattered applause*
I'll just make a Google doc.
UTB Sends in their Top-Rated Ghost Finder Team to DRL.
UTB took to Pool Party to investigate why no one swims in the pool.
The Mask and Wig Club, a private club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, founded in 1889, is the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States. Here is an inside look into the minds behind the production.
Worst blind date I've ever been on.
We're going to take Locust today. It's going to be fine.
UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
Yeah, uh, it's a tent.
UTB Reporter Lauren Sorantino sat down with Julia Bell from Bloomers for yet another episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A cinematic masterpiece from UTB.
Aimee Brooks (W ’23), a freshman who hails from Chelsea, Manhattan and identifies as “old money,” is under the impression that this system is ultimately fair and unbiased.
“Feminism is all about empowering Susan, as well as those that Susan deems worthy of empowerment,” said the head of Penn Pan-Hellenic. "I promise we haven't misunderstood the concept."
Well, well, well, would you look at that: it’s syllabus policy revenge time.
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