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OP-ED: Why I Spent My Spring Break Binge Drinking With My Mom and You Should Too
Fossil Free Penn Occupies Penn Museum, Will Not Leave Until All Dinosaur Skeletons Are Removed
'Refreshed' Senior Didn't Do Shit Before Spring Break, Ready to Continue Doing Nothing
Student Who Has Never Set Foot Inside the Palestra Currently Looking Up Flights to Kansas
Wharton Senior Makes Millions off Butter Substitute Substitute 'I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'
Shocking: Girl Who Commented 'Stunning' On Her Friend's Instagram Photo Not Actually Stunned
Junior Attempts to Reconnect with Kid He Met at Quaker Days After Best Friend Backs out of Housing Agreement
Amy Gutmann Vacations in Philadelphia for Spring Break
Now That the Olympics Are Over, the Next Major Sports Event This Junior Has to Look Forward to Is His Frat’s Beer Pong Tournament
Student Planning to 'Get a Jump Start' on Work Over Spring Break Opens Notebook on Plane but Gets Kinda Sleepy
Frat Pledge One Last Workshop on Consent Away From Finally Respecting Women
'I Don't Have a Thing for Asians,' Says Bro Currently Deleting Hentai Off Browser History
Confused Engineering Freshman Reluctantly Breaks All Springs in Project
Life Hack: Never Come Back From Spring Break
Generous: Professor Assigns 10-Page Problem Set Over Break Instead of Usual 12-Page Problem Set
Wharton Sophomores Begin Recruiting for Summer 2068 Retirement Home Positions
5 Ways to Relax Over Spring Break Despite Having No Internship Offers and 3 Midterms Right After Break
'I'm Very Disappointed by the Midterm Scores,' Says Professor With 0.82 Instructor Rating
Report: This 'Career Fair' Has No Networking But Lots of Carnival Games
