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​OP-ED: Are My Roommates Russian Trolls? They All Keep Texting Me Saying I Smell Bad

OPINION | Charlie Sosnick Sunday, March 18, 2018Sun, Mar 18, 2018

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OP-ED: I Want the Family Sitting Next to Me at This Banana Leaf BYO to Adopt Me, But I'm Afraid I'm Too Drunk to Take Care of the Legal Documents

OPINION | Amanda Nart Saturday, March 17, 2018Sat, Mar 17, 2018

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Visual Studies Major Finally Learns to See

Elizabeth Beugg Saturday, March 17, 2018Sat, Mar 17, 2018

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Study Shows 99% of Students Who Hate Making Small Talk on Locust Love Making Small Talk About How Much They Hate It

Claudia Hogan Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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Junior Goes to Happy Hour, Remains Depressed

Lea Eisenberg Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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5 Signs the Talkative White Guy in Your Seminar Was on Debate Team in High School

Allen Zhu Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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Professor Gets Wrong Idea From Student After Being Taken to Lunch, Ends up Heartbroken

Jonah Weinbaum Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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Confirmed: Suitemate Not Having Torrid Sex in Room, Just Playing Wii Tennis

Lea Eisenberg Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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OP-ED: I'm a Wealthy International Student, but I Still Steal Things from Wawa

OPINION | Sammy Gordon Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Penn Basketball Asked Who They Know at NCAA Tournament

Sam Tolbert Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Sophomore Did Nothing Over Spring Break Better Than You

Seyoung Kim Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Student Getting All News Coverage Through Social Osmosis

Claudia Hogan Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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​Girl Who Lives in the Radian Brews Her Own Kombucha to Save Money

Natalia Joseph Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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'I'm A Giver,' Says Girl Who Covers Entire Outlet With Laptop Charger

Elizabeth Beugg Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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'Please Be Gracious, We Have a Lot of Papers to Grade,' Says Professor Who Assigned 100 Pages of Reading, Take-home Midterm, and 2000-Word Essay

UTB Staff Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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Wake Up America: You Only Have 5 Minutes to Get Dressed for Your 9 AM Now

Lauren Baron Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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Penn to Add Nate Silver to Ben on the Bench Following NCAA Optimism

Alessandro Consuelos Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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