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Breaking: Penn Police Permanently Shuts Down Capogiro for Serving Students Shots of Espresso

Elizabeth Beugg
Thu, Oct 12, 2017

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Sweet Deal: You Can Now Bursar Cartier Love Bracelets at the Penn Bookstore!

Sue Park
Wed, Oct 11, 2017

VIDEO: Making Drinks With a University-Approved Bartender

Young Lee and Anthony Lagana
Wed, Oct 11, 2017

We collaborated with a University-approved bartender to showcase a number of classic drinks and some seasonal ones, too. Bottoms up!

Photo: The Daily Pennsylvanian

Breaking: Penn Police Permanently Shuts Down Capogiro for Serving Students Shots of Espresso

Elizabeth Beugg Thursday, Oct. 12, 2017Thu, Oct 12, 2017

Photo by the Daily Pennsylvanian

Sweet Deal: You Can Now Bursar Cartier Love Bracelets at the Penn Bookstore!

Sue Park Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017

VIDEO: Making Drinks With a University-Approved Bartender

Young Lee and Anthony Lagana Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017

We collaborated with a University-approved bartender to showcase a number of classic drinks and some seasonal ones, too. Bottoms up!

Photo by Karman Cheema / The Daily Pennsylvanian

Professor McDaniel's New Class on Nothingness Will Never Meet

Jonah Weinbaum Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017

Photo by Pennsylvania Department of Corrections / FBI / Wikimedia Commons

Modern Day Al Capone Steals Bread from Dining Hall

Srinivas Mandyam Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017

Missed Connections: October 4-11

Allen Zhu Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017

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BREAKING: Sophomore “Literally Failed” Her Mid-term

UTB Staff Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017

Photo by Tzahy Lerner / CC 3.0

Dastardly Professor Moves Midterm to After Drop Deadline to Fuck Students Over

Seyoung Kim Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

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Engineering Student Already Has “Way More Work than You”

Kasra Khadem Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

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Wharton Professors Actually Warby Parker Marketing Associates

Mackenzie Lukas Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

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7 On-Campus Restrooms You Can Totally Steal Toilet Paper From

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

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Pathetic: Tom's Reputation in Shambles After He Drops from 6.5 to 5.5 Credits

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

Photo by MJ Kang / The Daily Pennsylvanian

Crime Log: October 4-10

Karman Cheema Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

Photo by MJ Kang / the Daily Pennsylvanian

Sophomore Busted For Possession After Making Venmo Caption: "Drugs"

Lila Gutstein Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017

Photo by Jan-Willem Reusink / CC-BY-2.0

OP-ED: Penn Must Divest From the Fossil Watch Industry

Charlie Sosnick Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017

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Intro Biology Class Plunges Into Chaos After Professor Drops Course

Seth Fein Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017

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PET AD: Looking to Rehouse My Weasel of a Roommate

Natalia Joseph Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017

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This Guy Waited Until Senior Year to Take Writing Sem So He Could Hook up With a Freshman

Elizabeth Beugg Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017

Photo by MJ Kang / the Daily Pennsylvanian

Holy Shit! Erin and Melissa Became Facebook Friends Exactly One Year Ago

Sophie Trotto Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017

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Awesome: This Senior Just Nailed His Interview With the Church of Scientology

Elizabeth Beugg Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017

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