Out of those surveyed, 82% think the dining hall food is “gross,” 68% think the dining hall staff could have “better attitudes,” and 97% will never have to work in the food industry in their lives.

Chan had spent the night unbolting all tables and chairs from the floor, hoisting them up, and rebolting them to the ceiling. u00a0

Freedom is in the air.

We have to draw a line somewhere.

An abstract take on polkadot? A paisley messiah?

If you could spare a moment and explain everything ever to me, that’d be awesome.

Penn’s Mask and Wig Club, the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States, will welcome members of all genders for the 2022-2023 academic year, as long as they are physically attractive to current members.

Yes, it's good for the environment. Who needs beaches anyway?

"Lamar talks about growing up and seeing what gang life does to a person - one time, I saw a homeless man outside of the Whole Foods I go to everyday after practice for sushi."

The Girlbosses have taken it too far. We need an intervention.

It has since been revealed that Newark, set to graduate with a Bachelor's degree in Neuroscience next spring, has been using AirPennNet–Guest on her various tablets since NSO freshman year. 

It's no divesting from fossil fuels, but it's a pretty close second.

 Maybe through defining that which isn’t neoliberal I can escape this mental prison.

A carefully selected jury of the assailant's peers (bros) gathered around a courtroom (castle basement) to perform an objective and unbiased analysis of the night's events.

Yeah lol, all that stuff I was saying about frat bros employing violence as a mechanism to assert masculinity obviously doesn’t apply to your frat since your members happen to be my friends. Haha dw, you guys are chill. 

Needless to say, I was proper pledged and mastered.

She is free and you are not. What are you going to do?

Recent groundbreaking ethnographic research conducted by the Ginsburg Institute for the Amorous and Desirable has shown that the Kelly Writers’ House exudes more eroticism and sensuality than Berlin’s hottest sex clubs. 

What? What was that? Oh yeah, sorry. No, the service here is fine.

Enough is enough. I think it’s finally time to address the gender relations within the setting society refers to as “&pizza.”