"We care so deeply for all our students, even, I mean, especially our students of color, so it was important for us to virtue signal our support for POC to the entire Philadelphia community" informed Gutmann in an exclusive UTB interview.
What's Emily without Paris? Or really, what's Paris without Emily?
"We care so deeply for all our students, even, I mean, especially our students of color, so it was important for us to virtue signal our support for POC to the entire Philadelphia community" informed Gutmann in an exclusive UTB interview.
I know life is crazy with the election and everything but an actual real-life national tragedy has occurred and nobody is paying attention to it.
What's Emily without Paris? Or really, what's Paris without Emily?
Next spring, for example, the women of Penn’s undergraduate body may have the opportunity to take “Psychology for Girls,” providing a comprehensive overview of topics ranging from “how to get boys to like me” to “hysteria.”
“It’s important to put political differences aside in times of grave crisis like this,” said Lindsey Graham.
These new features will include a higher mortality rate, a higher chance of transmission, and connectivity to state-of-the-art 5G telecom networks.
UPDATE: sources are saying that I am totally safe, and that I am NOT continuing to write this article under duress of any sort. Please disregard the erroneous headline!
The only plausible assumption is that all irresponsible behavior at Penn has ceased. Win!
Your best fremeny only turns 20 and a half ONCE.
Let me convince you as to why we should direct resources towards eradicating p*can pie.
Biden has famously responded: “Palestinians have to learn to stop viewing their opponents as enemies”, “I love Hamas! I put it on my falafel all the time” and, “Israel? What’s that?”
The fact that Bob Dylan has a Pulitzer Prize and Nicki Minaj does not is utterly reprehensible.
I know that ugly people did not just disappear, even if they can trick us by editing their imperfections away using FaceTune.
We at UTB have one thing to say to Tropical Storm Theta – yaaaasss and slay!!!
Have you shitted while in writing seminar?
Biden was heard loudly and poorly "rapping" along to his favorite parts of the song. "Flexin' on these n-words, I'm like Popeye on his spinach yo" and "Icy as a hockey rink, Philly neighbors I'm a fly-er yuh"
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I am still having trouble tasting the difference between a genuine, loving companion and that frat guy who told me, “You know, you and my dad’s yacht have something in common. You can both handle my load.”
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