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Report: 9/10 Students Sitting on College Green Have Ants Crawling Up Their Butts

NEWS | Allen Zhu Tuesday, April 24, 2018Tue, Apr 24, 2018

East-Coasters everywhere rejoice! While Californians are still complaining about how cold it is outside, Alaskans and pretentious Canadians alike are setting their air conditioners to -60 degrees. Not everybody can be happy with perfect 70 degree weather, apparently. But hey, at least it’s not snowing in the middle of spring!











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​Passive Roommate Declares Individualized Major in Chef and Maid

NEWS | Needhi Mehta Saturday, April 21, 2018Sat, Apr 21, 2018

A common trend across all of Penn's undergraduate schools is that students tend to change their mind about what they want to study. Some start off in Engineering and switch into the College, while others come in as English majors and end up doing chemistry. This Wharton student has a similar story.








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​Fraternity Filthy Rushes Class of 2022

NEWS | Natalia Joseph Thursday, April 19, 2018Thu, Apr 19, 2018

Fraternity rush is competitive. There is only a finite number of perfectly preppy boys to go around. That’s why this year some brothers have been going to Quaker Days, where they are on the lookout for any future students that have that to-be swagger.