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Junior Rejected From Summer Internships Goes Back to Starting Fake Companies Again

NEWS | Alex Xu Wednesday, May 9, 2018Wed, May 9, 2018

He created a hip new startup that was a crowdsourced way to choose your own driver, or “Tinder for Uber” as he called it. Since he was a determined, Type A, business-minded hustler, he called up a few of his more technically inclined friends to code the app, after which they were promised equity and experience for their resume.


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Junior Who Thought They Were Cool for Hanging out with Only Seniors Scrambling to Lock Down Friends for Next Year

NEWS | Claudia Hogan Tuesday, May 8, 2018Tue, May 8, 2018

Things were looking bright for Elizabeth Wrankin (C’19) when she came into her first semester at Penn. On the first night of NSO, she ventured out with twenty of her closest hallmates for a dismal evening of drinking Banker’s with no chaser and getting scooped from behind by sweaty frat bros. Instead, she found the holy grail of NSO: A group of sophomores drinking beer on their porch and observing the partygoers.





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Friend Also Bully

NEWS | Sam Tolbert Sunday, May 6, 2018Sun, May 6, 2018

In a stunning show of range, local friend Josh Laby (W '18) has also established himself as a bully to his small circle of friends.



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Clogs Now Required to Enter the Kelly Writers House

NEWS | Lauren Sorantino Saturday, May 5, 2018Sat, May 5, 2018

This rule may seem extreme; however, when it is actually enforced in the Fall, it will change very little. Studies from the last four years show that on average, 98% of people in the Writers House at any given time were sporting clogs.