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Equality Win! This Guy Imagined Making Out With Everyone in his Class Regardless of Age, Gender, or Race
MSG is Good for You: Study Funded by Big Noodle Causes Mass Increase in Ramen Consumption
Philosophy Department Offers Tenure to Dude who "Figured It All Out" on Acid
This Girl Flushed 5 Times But Swears It Was Just the Motion Detector
Professor Runs Out of Class Material, Plays Documentary for Third Week in a Row
Freaky! This Comm Major is a Remarkably Bad Communicator
Five Seniors Who Are Going to Be Annoying as Fuck at Their 25th College Reunion
Injustice on Campus: Joe Biden Not Required to Have a Meal Plan in First Year at Penn
Whoops! Budding Freshman Comedian Enrolls in MEAM101
Smart: Student Invents “Director of Reverse Philanthropy” Position for Club Board
Nice! Your Date Night Pics Are Here and Your Eyes Look Pretty Glazed Over
Eight Gorgeous Orchards You Can Visit, Take a Picture, and Leave
Junior Creates Club Exclusively For Rich, Attractive People and Himself
Sweet! Professor Gives Class Halloween Candy, But Will Also Give Majority a Final Grade of "B-" or Below
Applicant Numbers Plummet After Woman Posts Negative Review on Penn Facebook Page
WARNING: Locust Walk Traffic Now 90% Dance Troupe
This Guy's Squad Dressed Up as Event Observers for Halloween to Get into Every Single Party on Campus
OP-ED: Don't Be a Cat for Halloween If You're Not a Furry
