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BREAKING: Sophomore “Literally Failed” Her Mid-term
UTB Staff
Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017
Dastardly Professor Moves Midterm to After Drop Deadline to Fuck Students Over
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017
Engineering Student Already Has “Way More Work than You”
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017
Wharton Professors Actually Warby Parker Marketing Associates
Mackenzie Lukas
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017
7 On-Campus Restrooms You Can Totally Steal Toilet Paper From
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017
Pathetic: Tom's Reputation in Shambles After He Drops from 6.5 to 5.5 Credits
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017
Sophomore Busted For Possession After Making Venmo Caption: "Drugs"
Lila Gutstein
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2017Tue, Oct 10, 2017
OP-ED: Penn Must Divest From the Fossil Watch Industry
Charlie Sosnick
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
Intro Biology Class Plunges Into Chaos After Professor Drops Course
Seth Fein
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
PET AD: Looking to Rehouse My Weasel of a Roommate
Natalia Joseph
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
This Guy Waited Until Senior Year to Take Writing Sem So He Could Hook up With a Freshman
Elizabeth Beugg
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
Holy Shit! Erin and Melissa Became Facebook Friends Exactly One Year Ago
Sophie Trotto
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
Awesome: This Senior Just Nailed His Interview With the Church of Scientology
Elizabeth Beugg
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
New Capogyro Cart Transforms Penn Food Truck Game
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
BREAKING: Off-Campus Beer Pong Matches Now Require Professional Referees
Kasra Khadem
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
This Student Interned as Waka Flocka’s Blunt Roller This Past Summer
Allen Zhu
Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017Sun, Oct 8, 2017
Australian Student Flies Home for Fall Break to Spend 30 Minutes With Family
Srinivas Mandyam
Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017Sun, Oct 8, 2017
Wharton Sophomore Has No Future or Options in Options and Futures
Alessandro Consuelos
Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017Sat, Oct 7, 2017
