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OP-ED: Penn Must Divest From the Fossil Watch Industry
Charlie Sosnick
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
Intro Biology Class Plunges Into Chaos After Professor Drops Course
Seth Fein
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
PET AD: Looking to Rehouse My Weasel of a Roommate
Natalia Joseph
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
This Guy Waited Until Senior Year to Take Writing Sem So He Could Hook up With a Freshman
Elizabeth Beugg
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
Holy Shit! Erin and Melissa Became Facebook Friends Exactly One Year Ago
Sophie Trotto
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
Awesome: This Senior Just Nailed His Interview With the Church of Scientology
Elizabeth Beugg
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
New Capogyro Cart Transforms Penn Food Truck Game
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
BREAKING: Off-Campus Beer Pong Matches Now Require Professional Referees
Kasra Khadem
Monday, Oct. 9, 2017Mon, Oct 9, 2017
This Student Interned as Waka Flocka’s Blunt Roller This Past Summer
Allen Zhu
Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017Sun, Oct 8, 2017
Australian Student Flies Home for Fall Break to Spend 30 Minutes With Family
Srinivas Mandyam
Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017Sun, Oct 8, 2017
Wharton Sophomore Has No Future or Options in Options and Futures
Alessandro Consuelos
Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017Sat, Oct 7, 2017
MERT Reject Starts Vigilante Emergency Response Group
Karman Cheema
Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017Sat, Oct 7, 2017
OP-ED: Why My Minor in Cinema Studies Sets Me Apart
Seth Fein
Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017Sat, Oct 7, 2017
QUIZ: You Took My Laundry Out of the Machine. Are You Happy With Yourself?
Sue Park
Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017Sat, Oct 7, 2017
Wharton Professor Discovers That Babies Are Even Stupider Than We Thought
Allen Zhu
Friday, Oct. 6, 2017Fri, Oct 6, 2017
I Hugged Amy Gutmann: She's Actually Pretty Friendly and Nice
Seyoung Kim
Friday, Oct. 6, 2017Fri, Oct 6, 2017
New Dorm Policy: All Pets Allowed, as Long as You Don’t Want Them There
Jonah Weinbaum
Friday, Oct. 6, 2017Fri, Oct 6, 2017
Senior Signs Deed to New Home at “Back Left Table, Starbucks, 39th Street”
UTB Staff
Friday, Oct. 6, 2017Fri, Oct 6, 2017
Rule Change: Quiet Hours Don’t Apply if You Have Good Taste in Music
Natalia Joseph
Thursday, Oct. 5, 2017Thu, Oct 5, 2017
