Like did she get in or not?
Sniffle, sniffle, little bitch.
We’ve all been there. It’s 10:07 — the height of your mad dash to your 10:15 class — and everyone, and I mean everyone seems to be out on Locust. You see your professor, friends, enemies, and wait — is that the one girl your great aunt told you to keep an eye out for?
When I next put on some groovy flared jeans, I will shake ass. I will party party party till my panties fall down.
What if we were so far removed from it all that the lie became the truth?
Come on bro. No way you can tell me you’re proud of that stream.
Cold lecture hall, be gone. Git!
I tend to assume the worst in women and I tend to be right. She’s “depressed?” Yeah, that’s code word for disinterested. She has other friends. Yeah, more like men. She’s 'gay'? Yeah, more happy without you.
The brothers, sisters, and siblings sought to address the low BMIs and high protein powder intakes of their members. You can guess which problem each house is afflicted with.
Hopefully, this guide can ease some of the internship uncertainty – possibly with the help of a few risqué LinkedIn messages.
What you never hear these medicated girls say is, “It’s time to eat a little Something Something!”
I showered today. I’m wearing clothes that have been washed within the past five business days. Where is my praise?
UPDATE: Pencil FOUND under a chair in the Moelis Reading Room. Police and Allied Security patrolling the area. You may resume normal activity.
Freshmen of the future, I’m coming for you.
The majority of what you heard about this writing publication is true: half of us are gay, half of us are going into consulting, all of us are an NYC 8 at least.
These fearless students waded through the swampy waters of Modules and Files to track down an odd little Excel sheet named “GradingRubricFINALDRAFT2.xlsx”
You can’t blame their blabbering and the rainy weather forever
Did your mom send you three messages today that all say the same thing?
If someone reads this and knows what she uses please reach out & let me know ASAP.
“It’s just crazy how limited available housing is these days,” Davis said as she walked from her Chestnut apartment living room, past the guest bedroom, and into her master bedroom.