Our first date was going so well, so I thought why not take it to the next level and go to a food truck.

Thanks especially to the brothers of Gamma Rho Kappa Kappa Upsilon Phi Beta Beta Beta for putting on this shindig—it’s been a blast.

Last Thursday morning started out normally for Kevin Brown (C ‘20).

Friends of Rachel Moore (C '19) were shocked yesterday when her phone buzzed with a new message from Mike Tinder.

After last semester's failed attempt to turn the David Rittenhouse Laboratory into a romantic Valentine's Day date spot, the Penn administration has decided to repurpose the home of the Math, Physics, and Virginity departments for the Halloween season.

I really couldn’t imagine myself being any happier here at Penn. I’m so lucky to be in a place that not only allows me to excel academically, but also elevate and find more new interests and passions than my peers!

Having heard rave reviews from his friends, College freshman Davis Grant decided it was time to expand his horizons and try a pumpkin spice latte.

Wow! Talk about a superstar athlete.

In front of a crowd of status-conscious, affluent witnesses, the Hydro Flask officially replaced the S’Well bottle as a completely necessary symbol of social worth.

Hey, friend. I see you’ve finished the problem set due tomorrow.

College is a time full of endless possibilities. It’s very understandable if you’re feeling a little overwhelmed with all of the choices your child must navigate. 

Here at Penn we live in more of a petri dish than a melting pot, and so as you slowly fall apart this October and November, check out these 5 supplemental vitamins whose sole function is to keep you operating at a basic human level. 

Walking from imposing building to imposing building used to at least offer a few moments of sunshine as a salve for existential pain. Now you shiver as you trudge from one locus of punishment to another.

If you write very lightly, you’ll be able to smoothly erase your entire exam with just this little thing in under 15 minutes.

Looking for the hit of dopamine that comes with the strikethrough of a daunting assignment without doing any additional work? 

When I applied to Penn, I made sure to put the Quad as my top housing priority.

As this frigid October continues to prove that global warming is a left-wing hoax, students have been donning their winter coats especially early this year.

Calling your professor "mom": it happens to every college student at some point or another, and it never fails to humiliate all involved.

The full moon hung low and yellow over Locust as Sarah Lambert (E '20) recounted her traumatic encounter with Penn's mascot last Wednesday to UTB reporters.

Listen up. I literally do not care who you are or what your name is.