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Missed Connections: September 6- 13th
September 13, 2017 at 5:53 pm
St. A's Fraternity Lands Lucrative Coca-Cola Sponsorship
September 13, 2017 at 1:54 pm
Frat Erupts Into Applause After Freshman Replies “Going” to Party
September 13, 2017 at 1:05 pm
Senior Somehow Knew More Penn Kids In NYC Last Summer Than He Does At Penn
September 13, 2017 at 11:01 am
Police Shut Down Pity Party on 41st & Locust
September 12, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Conspiracy Alert: Are Penn and Amazon in Cahoots?
September 12, 2017 at 4:42 pm
Student Enthusiastically Nods After Professor Fails to Answer Question During Lecture
September 12, 2017 at 2:54 pm
Crime Log: September 6-12
September 12, 2017 at 11:00 am
Penn Named #1 University in the World by My Parents
September 11, 2017 at 7:02 pm
Freshman Pulls First All-Nighter, Just to Get It Over With
September 11, 2017 at 4:05 pm
Student Continues to Wear Broken Headphones on Locust to Avoid Conversation
September 11, 2017 at 1:05 pm
This Junior Took 2 and a Half Semesters of French and Wants You to Know You're Pronouncing "Pret A Manger" Wrong
September 11, 2017 at 11:08 am
Uh Oh: Penn Has 72 Hours to Renew Its Lease or It Has to Move Out
September 10, 2017 at 12:37 pm
Sophisticated Sophomore Serves All-Cheese Platter in His Rodin Flat
September 9, 2017 at 12:57 pm
Report: Consulting Club Interviews Indistinguishable From A Capella Auditions
September 8, 2017 at 3:54 pm
Parents Already Making Excuses as to Why They Can't Attend Family Weekend
September 8, 2017 at 1:04 pm
BREAKING: Student Has One Question, But It Has Two Parts
September 8, 2017 at 10:33 am
Forget Legacies: Locusts Make Up Approximately 1/2 of Penn Undergraduates
September 7, 2017 at 5:28 pm
WOW! This Genius is Taking a Gender Studies Class to Meet Girls!
September 7, 2017 at 3:09 pm
Club President Schemes for Mega-Table at Next Activity Fair
September 7, 2017 at 12:55 pm