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Op-Ed: I Would Order a Pizza, but Only if Somebody Wants to Share it
St. Mary's Church Kicked off Campus After Unregistered Communion
Jaded Sophomore Doesn’t Even Wave Back at Joe Biden
Sad: Student Got an A in 'Negotiations' but Has the Smallest Bedroom in His House
Professor With Tenure Still Doesn’t Know to Let Students Leave Ten Minutes Early
Student Submits Photo of Laptop Stickers as Resumé
Inspiring: Freshman Refuses to Eat Until He Can Invest His Dining Dollars in Bitcoin
'Playboy 2014 Top Party School' Banner Hung From Palestra Rafters in Emotional Ceremony
Appalling: Community Service Club Tells Freshman He’s Not Good Enough to Help Others
BREAKING: Police Shut Down Intense Off-Campus Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament
Visionary: This Guy Turned a 5-Minute Presentation into an Hourlong Saga Using PowerPoint Transitions
Kid Who Posts Too Much in His Class's Facebook Group Is Actually Sort of Cool
Prestige: This Club Really Took a Step up by Rejecting Abby
The Senior's Guide to Pretending to Like IPA
Campus Book Burnings Are at an All-Time Low: But Why?
OP-ED: My Dad Runs Monsanto, but Don't Give Me Any Special Treatment
Health Rating at 1920 Commons Dining Hall Curved to an A
OP-ED: Hey Friend-os, I'm Not a Cop. Anyone Looking to Head Down to the Smokey Joe’s For Some Juice?
Yikes! Food Trucks to Increase Price of Existential Dread Over Rice
This Freshman Took 95 Hours to Study For a Midterm Because He's Still Doing the Readings for Recitation
