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Penn Named #1 University in the World by My Parents
David Akst
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Freshman Pulls First All-Nighter, Just to Get It Over With
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Student Continues to Wear Broken Headphones on Locust to Avoid Conversation
Gena Basha
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
This Junior Took 2 and a Half Semesters of French and Wants You to Know You're Pronouncing "Pret A Manger" Wrong
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, Sept. 11, 2017Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Uh Oh: Penn Has 72 Hours to Renew Its Lease or It Has to Move Out
Josh Ogunleye
Sunday, Sept. 10, 2017Sun, Sep 10, 2017
Sophisticated Sophomore Serves All-Cheese Platter in His Rodin Flat
Amanda Nart
Saturday, Sept. 9, 2017Sat, Sep 9, 2017
Report: Consulting Club Interviews Indistinguishable From A Capella Auditions
Becky Molinoff
Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017
Parents Already Making Excuses as to Why They Can't Attend Family Weekend
Lea Eisenberg
Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017
BREAKING: Student Has One Question, But It Has Two Parts
Needhi Mehta
Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017
Forget Legacies: Locusts Make Up Approximately 1/2 of Penn Undergraduates
Seth Fein
Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017
WOW! This Genius is Taking a Gender Studies Class to Meet Girls!
Josh Ogunleye
Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017
Club President Schemes for Mega-Table at Next Activity Fair
Amanda Nart
Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017
Freshman Can Explain Relativity Theory, but Can't Think of Fun Fact During Class Introductions
Lauren Sorantino
Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2017Wed, Sep 6, 2017
Anxious Student Changes Schedule 11 Times in the First Week of Classes
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
Your Crush Tagged You In a Meme: What Does It Mean?
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
Wharton Freshman Already Lines Up Junior Year Internship
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
I Filled My Backpack with Liquefied Meat Every Day for a Year and Today It Finally Paid Off
Needhi Mehta
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
