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Freshman Can Explain Relativity Theory, but Can't Think of Fun Fact During Class Introductions
Lauren Sorantino
Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2017Wed, Sep 6, 2017
Anxious Student Changes Schedule 11 Times in the First Week of Classes
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
Your Crush Tagged You In a Meme: What Does It Mean?
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
Wharton Freshman Already Lines Up Junior Year Internship
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
I Filled My Backpack with Liquefied Meat Every Day for a Year and Today It Finally Paid Off
Needhi Mehta
Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017
Guy Who Just Did Coke Off a Toilet Seat at a Bar: Don't Drink Philly Tap Water
David Akst
Monday, Sept. 4, 2017Mon, Sep 4, 2017
OP-ED: Iron Maiden: America Was Not What I Expected
Mackenzie Lukas
Monday, Sept. 4, 2017Mon, Sep 4, 2017
Dean Furda Vapes in Latest Effort to Connect With Student Body
Sam Sedor
Monday, Sept. 4, 2017Mon, Sep 4, 2017
OP-ED: What it’s REALLY Like Being a Conservative on a Liberal College Campus
Seth Fein
Sunday, Sept. 3, 2017Sun, Sep 3, 2017
6 Texts You Definitely Sent to Mom in Your First Week of College
Lea Eisenberg
Saturday, Sept. 2, 2017Sat, Sep 2, 2017
Five Months Later, Administrators Find Fossil Free Penn Still Sitting in College Hall
Kasra Khadem
Saturday, Sept. 2, 2017Sat, Sep 2, 2017
Class of 2021 Shatters Record for Most Virginities Preserved During NSO
Sophie Trotto
Saturday, Sept. 2, 2017Sat, Sep 2, 2017
Penn Researchers Find Ancient Customs Alive in Modern Fraternities
Seyoung Kim
Thursday, Aug. 31, 2017Thu, Aug 31, 2017
Student Who Needs Glasses Mistaken by Professor as Actually Engaged in Discussion
Needhi Mehta
Thursday, Aug. 31, 2017Thu, Aug 31, 2017
OP-ED: It's Time to Standardize the Weight of Doors on Campus
Becky Molinoff
Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2017Wed, Aug 30, 2017
Riveting: Professor Reads Entire Syllabus Out Loud to Enraptured Students
David Akst
Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2017Wed, Aug 30, 2017
Confused Freshman Accidentally Dirty Rushes MERT
Needhi Mehta
Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2017Tue, Aug 29, 2017
