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What in Tarnation? This Student from the South Doesn't Even Have a Country Accent
As it turns out, Ennis leads a pretty normal college life. She doesn’t practice shooting tin cans with a .22, but she does enjoy yoga and biking. You won't see her riding a horse around campus; she prefers Uber.
Yikes: A Professor Accidentally Played Porn in Class, and It Wasn't Even Anything Interesting
It wasn't interracial. It wasn't queer in any way, even though the guy did have pretty long hair. The couple didn't even have any tattoos. What year is it, 1971?
OP-ED: March Madness? I'm Not Even Done with Seasonal Depression!
Is this Big Pharma using its massive Popeye arms to wrestle the country into shelling out more money?
Hero in Our Midst: Tall White Guy Turns on Projector for Professor
But God willing, Jared Donovan was there to save the day.
Study: Mo Bamba #1 Cause of Jonathan Saying the N-Word
We certainly expect the trend to die down in a few weeks and for Jonathan to return to saying the N-word for other unjustifiable reasons.
Cute: This Professor Assigns Reading for His Lecture Class
You're students, he imagines, so you're here to learn. Right?
How to Feel Cool Even Though You Planned Your Own Birthday Pregame
You definitely have friends. Good, close friends. You eat meals with them, you study with them, you watch movies with them, and you even drink with them — except on your birthday.
The Collctve Goes on Wheel of Fortune to Buy a Vowel
Last weekend, club leadership went on the game show Wheel of Fortune for the sole purpose of purchasing two vowels. While things got off to a slow start when Collctve president Justin Davies (C ‘20) accidentally bought an O, one of the few vowels the Collctve already had, eventually the club rebounded and bought the proper letters.
Jeb Bush Stresses Importance of Limited Government Unless He Can Be Part of It
Later in the talk, Bush said that he believes that government needs hard limits, and that restriction extended to term limits, which Bush believes should be put in place in all situations except for “if I get elected. When. When I get elected."
New Research Says Minimum Wage Should Be Tied to Price of Vladimir Vodka
People from all political walks of life have decried the $7.50 an hour minimum wage. Finally, some concrete evidence has come to support an increase.
OP-ED: This Lent I'm Giving up Sex (Not Butt Stuff Tho lol)
My body is a “temple[sic] of the Holy Spirit” (1 Corinthians 6:19-20). It hurts to say it, but Ben’s penis won’t be defiling my temple anymore.
Constructive! Professor's Response to Your Cry for Help Not Only Insulting, but Felt like a Swift Kick to the Gut
Sources say you reportedly had some trouble with the weekly problem set last night. Desperately seeking assistance, you turned to the class’s Piazza board and left what you thought would be a benign plea for help. How wrong you were.
Warm Weather Gives Depressed Student False Glimmer of Happiness
I cancelled my CAPS appointment, I am going to dye my hair pink and give myself bangs tonight, and I’m not worried about my four overdue problem sets.
OP-ED: I Totally Know Who Miguel Is, but I’m Asking to Make Sure You Know…
Oh wow, so Miguel is gonna be playing at Fling. That’s awesome..right? Is it good or not good?
OP-ED: I've Got Huge Balls, but Not Because I Have Mumps
I mean, these cojones? Inflamed? No way in hell, broseph.
