Opinion
An Open Letter to Amy Gutmann: Why the Fuck Is Your Skin So Perfect?
There are images of you from long ago in which you look decades older than you currently do. Is that a result of proper exfoliation and skin-toning, or plastic surgery
What I Learned From Struggling My First Year at Penn and Literally Every Year After That
If there’s one thing that’s harder than struggling after your first year, it’s struggling many more times your second, third, fourth, and if you failed CIS160, your fifth years at Penn.
5 Reasons Why the Walmart Yodeling Kid Should be the Next Penn President
1. He’ll revive Club Penguin for Penn students.
