Courage Personified: This Foreign Girl Smokes All Over Penn’s Tobacco-Free Campus
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Frat Boy Ghosts Frat Dog, Felt "Man's Best Friend" was a Little Too Clingy
Yet almost as quickly as their star rose, it fell. With the loss of Highrise Field, Riddick and Bear’s split seemed almost foretold.
Courage Personified: This Foreign Girl Smokes All Over Penn’s Tobacco-Free Campus
Morozov inhales tar deep into her lungs as often as she can.
"I'll Just Ace the Final" and Five Other Signs You're About to Fail This Course
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but it just looks a lot like a C. In early days of February, here are a few signs that you’re already going to fail this course.
Frat Boy Ghosts Frat Dog, Felt "Man's Best Friend" was a Little Too Clingy
Yet almost as quickly as their star rose, it fell. With the loss of Highrise Field, Riddick and Bear’s split seemed almost foretold.
Architecture Major Disappointed She Doesn't Feel Like Ted Mosby Yet
Victoria Rivers was so inspired when Ted Mosby became the youngest person to ever design a skyscraper in NYC that she declared her major right after the episode aired.
OP-ED: Even Slackbot Won’t Respond to My Messages
There was just something about her mix of confidence and humility that I was immediately attracted to. With no options left, I shot my shot.
Amazon Prime Takes Over all Big-Little Week Deliveries
Sorry fraternity pledges, but your startup is about to go under.
OP-ED: I've Fucked Penn 4 Times, And He's Still Making Me Go on Air-Penn Net Guest
I guess I could just stop by the ITA desk and get it done in a night, but I don’t want to be shady. He should be begging me to get on his wifi.
Join My Team: Wharton Student Prepares for Fruitful Career in Pyramid Scheme
According to the company’s website, “each paying participant recruits two further participants, with returns being given to early participants using money contributed by later ones."
Feminism Sent Back 50 Years After Announcement of Friday’s Mixer Theme
Many found the theme, announced Wednesday night, of “Moms that bake, Daddy’s that bring home the bacon” to be both a loss for the female gender and also incredibly pre-professional.
Exploring Philadelphia: This Junior Has Been to Every Green Line Cafe
His other favorite attractions include “boutique coffee shops” from Powelton Village to Center City to Queen Village.
OP-ED: The Government Better Not Shut Down Again, Because My Flight to Cancun Is Non-refundable
I'm flexible with whatever compromise you come up with (as long as the PHL airport stays up and running on Saturday, March 2 and Sunday, March 10, 2019).
Study: 99% of Freshman Year Trauma Unearthed at the Feb Club First Toast
Reasons participants cited for experiencing trauma included seeing freshman year hookups, roommates, and former friends they’ve avoided eye contact with over the past few years.
Junior Snags Coveted NYC Alleyway for Summer Housing
Trash pickup is conveniently close, utilities are free, and pets are not only allowed but also included with the lease.
Poser Alert: This Dude Rocking Vans Doesn't Even Listen To Tame Impala
Penn students are known for being pretty lame in the grand scheme of things, so it’s absolutely shocking to see a certified skater boi show his face on campus.
All Penn Advising to be Replaced by Microsoft Word's 'Clippy' Assistant
Perhaps the most advanced feature of the new advising system is seamless integration with Pennintouch.
Mental Health Fail! I Literally Can't Stop Crying
A new study from the University of Pennsylvania conclusively proves that I literally cannot stop tears from flowing down my cheeks.
OP-ED: All Penn Alumni Should Put Their Kids up for Adoption
Many believe that the bond between parent and child is sacred and foundational to our society. However, this sort of myopic, me-first viewpoint endangers the very bedrock of equality and justice.
Okay, Be Honest: Would Ted Bundy Have Killed Me?
He is literally my dream guy. You know, if he didn’t do all of those bad things, I guess.
OP-ED: Adam Grant Has Big Papa Energy
Mr. Grant’s Papa energy is so strong that whenever I see him sitting down I have to actively fight the urge to sit on his lap and ask for a bedtime story.
Braden, Is That a Pocket Constitution or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
“Technically, the first amendment supports me in that...” no, Braden. Do not bring the first amendment into your pants. Just chill out.
