The staffer's phone is filled with videos of minors singing karaoke, dancing, passing resolutions, pretending to give birth, and other various acts the children's parents remain unaware of.
The staffer's phone is filled with videos of minors singing karaoke, dancing, passing resolutions, pretending to give birth, and other various acts the children's parents remain unaware of.
She was eating boiled potatoes and some sort of dried fish. Gross. Damn. It was like 10:00am.
Missed out last weekend? Need a quick study break? Head on out back to the Academic Research Building!
Omg you took pictures of me?
A new report from my chauffeur explains I am very smart, and even if my parents didn’t go here 30 years ago, I still could have still gotten into the University of Pennsylvania.
Don't worry about the hyperlinks, they're safe to click. I promise.
Sisterhood is forever, and so are Venmo receipts.
You anguished for nine months over something stupid. Now you can be normal.
Number 4 Will Shock You
The coffee cake beckons to me. “Please Justine. I know you disavow coffee cake for illegitimate reasons of ‘I have no coffee in me, I’m all sugar, and you’d rather have your black coffee and occasional cortado burn a hole in your stomach,’ but please Justine, I’m only $3. I’m rose glazed. Wouldn’t you like to know what a rose tastes like?”
Marc Rowan's Awesome Day
I shudder every time I walk past.
Boston? Is that in Massachusetts?
You’ll imagine my profound disorientation when I couldn’t find the “ethnic section” complete with tostadas, instant madras curry, white people trying to make TikTok cucumber salad, and of course, my Lee Kum Kee Sauce Chili Garlic - 8 oz.
We get it, you went to KitKatClub last night. Whatever. You can literally do that in Philadelphia too. It’s called TLO.
ABG? I think one of my friends interned there last summer.
"Eh, I figured I’d talk to them for like an hour and see if I got a job."
How am I supposed to function in a space with the characteristics of a space such as this space here?
I put in so much work into my ice breaker and they literally don’t care if I die or not.
Solutions by The State News
