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Penn Linguists Incensed Over New Movement to Drop Periods

Josh Ogunleye Sunday, Feb. 18, 2018Sun, Feb 18, 2018

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Freshman Releases List of 20 Candidates for Second Major, Calls It 'M2'

Mackenzie Lukas Sunday, Feb. 18, 2018Sun, Feb 18, 2018

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Five PURM Projects That Mean Your Professor is Going Through a Divorce

Srinivas Mandyam Sunday, Feb. 18, 2018Sun, Feb 18, 2018

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OP-ED: Yes, I'm a 50-Year-Old Man, but I’m Not Breaking into This Dorm Room; I’m Her Big

Becky Molinoff Sunday, Feb. 18, 2018Sun, Feb 18, 2018

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Students Brace Themselves for Biggest GPA Point Drop in History Amidst Threat of Rising Grade Deflation

Claudia Hogan Saturday, Feb. 17, 2018Sat, Feb 17, 2018

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I'm Not Crying. It's Just a Combination of Allergies, Something in My Eye, and the Wind Forcibly Pulling Tears Out of My Body

Natalia Joseph Saturday, Feb. 17, 2018Sat, Feb 17, 2018

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Future Bain Analyst Publishes Op-Ed Arguing Against Penn’s Pre-Professional Culture

Lila Gutstein Friday, Feb. 16, 2018Fri, Feb 16, 2018

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​UberXL Called Due to Last Minute Addition of Jeremy to Group

Charlie Sosnick Friday, Feb. 16, 2018Fri, Feb 16, 2018

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Juul: The Millennial Pacifier?

Lauren Baron Friday, Feb. 16, 2018Fri, Feb 16, 2018

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OP-ED: Yo Pledge, Eat This Rotten Melon Until You Barf, But Only If You Decide To

UTB Staff Thursday, Feb. 15, 2018Thu, Feb 15, 2018

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Wow! This Guy Really Knows How to Network, But Happens to Suck as a Person

Karman Cheema Thursday, Feb. 15, 2018Thu, Feb 15, 2018

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Senior Anxiously Asks Professor If Midterms Will Be Graded Before the Drop Deadline for Fourth Year in a Row

Gena Basha Thursday, Feb. 15, 2018Thu, Feb 15, 2018

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Penn Taiwanese Society Recruits First Actual Taiwanese Member

Kasra Khadem Thursday, Feb. 15, 2018Thu, Feb 15, 2018

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​$1800 MacBook Purchased to Use Facebook, Google Drive, Canvas

Charlie Sosnick Thursday, Feb. 15, 2018Thu, Feb 15, 2018

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University to Replace PennCard with RFID Chip Implant

Sammy Gordon Thursday, Feb. 15, 2018Thu, Feb 15, 2018

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Punny, Penn-y Valentine's Day Cards: Part IV

UTB Staff Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2018Wed, Feb 14, 2018

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OP-ED: I Didn't Ghost You, I've Just Been Wandering Around the 5th Floor of Huntsman

Mackenzie Lukas Tuesday, Feb. 13, 2018Tue, Feb 13, 2018

"Seriously, the fifth floor exists! I didn’t know either."

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