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OP-ED: I’m the Penn Quaker and I Speak for Benjamin Franklin: Please Stop Sexualizing Our Founding Father
Mediocre Student Somehow Wasting 300 Years of Accumulated Privilege
Freshman Dropped During Rush Calls Cops on Every Frat Party
Senior Mistakes Feb Club for Febrile Club, Induces Fever
BREAKING: Penn Freshman Arrested for Throwing Toast at Super Bowl
OP-ED: I Didn't Join a Sorority Because I'm Not Like Other Girls; I'm 1,000,000 Bees in a Human Suit
New Hampshire Woman Mistakes Dartmouth for Landscaping Company, Confused by Complexity and Length of Application Process
Wow! Some Guy in This Italian Cinema Studies Class Really Appreciates 'The Godfather'
Angry Driver in Center City Frustrated by Ineffectiveness of Honking
Genius: Pledge Instructed to Root for Pats in SEPTA
Kid Chanting 'Go Eagles' Has No Team Affiliation, Just Really Fucking Likes Birds
OP-ED: Can Someone Please Turn Every Water Fountain Into a Guacamole Dispenser and Every Classroom Into a TJ Maxx?
'I Don't Care Too Much About the Eagles,' Claims Junior Prepping Molotov Cocktails
Sophomore Attends Sunday Mass the Morning After Mass Orgy
BREAKING: Philadelphia Education Budget to Go to Keeping Eagles Fans Off Street Poles
Four Ways to Tell Your Roommates You Would Hate Nothing More Than to Live With Them Next Year
Senior Has Had Same Cold Since Winter of Freshman Year
Pledge Tries to Decipher if Hooking Up With Another Guy in His PC is Incest
Senior Outraged After Learning that Feb Club is Only 28 Days
