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I Purchased a Powerade Water Bottle: Do You Still Think You're Better Than Me, Student Athletes?
Natalia Joseph
Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017
Penn Accidentally Hires English-Speaking Math Professor
Kasra Khadem
Sunday, Oct. 22, 2017Sun, Oct 22, 2017
Junior Mistakes Case Interview Prep For Romantic Date
Mackenzie Lukas
Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017
Sick: This Wharton Freshman Just Nailed that Personality Quiz
Alessandro Consuelos
Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017
New Penn Study Finds Midterm Season Lasts From Early October Until Your Professor God Damn Feels Like It's Over
UTB Staff
Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017
Ingenious: Wharton Student Creates Backpack Leash for Adults
Becky Molinoff
Saturday, Oct. 21, 2017Sat, Oct 21, 2017
Next Level Flyering: This Guy is Just Handing Out Business Cards on Locust
Josh Ogunleye
Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017
On-Campus Frat Makes Their WiFi AirPennNet, Mass Confusion Ensues
Lila Gutstein
Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017
Penn Student Insecure About Being in the Bottom Half of the Top One Percent of Wealth
Jonah Weinbaum
Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017
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Freshman Romance Sparked by Shared Love of Film, Mutual Friend’s Alcohol Poisoning
Sam Tolbert
Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017
Damn! This International Just Got Deported for Not Complying with SHS’s Immunization Requirements
Karman Cheema
Friday, Oct. 20, 2017Fri, Oct 20, 2017
Junior Pretends to Be 21 to Get Free Sauerkraut at Campus Oktoberfest
Lila Gutstein
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017
Yogurt Parfait Review: Delicious, Until a Bug Flew Into My Mouth
Charlie Sosnick
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017
Breaking: Introductory Feminist Theater Professor Wants You to Call Her Cheryl
UTB Staff
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017
Student Doesn't Match With TA on Tinder, Has to Actually Work for Passing Grade
Sue Park
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017
Medical Mystery: Penn Students Fifteen Times More Likely to Have ADHD Than National Average
Adam Eldefrawy
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017
Breaking: Freshman Realizes He's Been Sitting on Toilet Wrong His Whole Life
Amanda Nart
Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2017Wed, Oct 18, 2017
