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Black Friday? Why Isn’t There White Friday? #WhitePower

NEWS | Darrion Chen
Tue, Dec 1, 2020

 After Thanksgiving where the whites celebrate the spreading of smallpox to the indigenous population of North America and giving thanks to God for letting them slaughter and enslave, the whites deserve to celebrate by buying a huge discounted TV that they can eat their unseasoned microwave dinners in front of.  



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Black Friday? Why Isn’t There White Friday? #WhitePower

NEWS | Darrion Chen Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2020Tue, Dec 1, 2020

 After Thanksgiving where the whites celebrate the spreading of smallpox to the indigenous population of North America and giving thanks to God for letting them slaughter and enslave, the whites deserve to celebrate by buying a huge discounted TV that they can eat their unseasoned microwave dinners in front of.  







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A Guide to Dealing with Liberal Relatives Over the Holidays

OPINION | UTB Staff Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2020Wed, Nov 25, 2020

As your Aunt Cathy is nursing her sixth glass of Chardonnay, yelling that Nancy Pelosi was paid by the Democrats and Big Poor to slip Trump COVID-19 just weeks before the election, it is best to identify your allies, finding the other young, liberal democrats with whom you can discuss your rejection of conventional religions openly and freely. 


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You Wish You Were a Fat, Little Turkey Now, Don’t You?

OPINION | UTB Staff Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2020Tue, Nov 24, 2020

You want those stinky little capitalist consumers vying for you in the supermarket, fighting to bring you home, ram their fists up your ass and then dunk your tender meat in cranberry sauce. Mhmm mhmm mhmmmmm. Doesn’t the American Dream taste delicious? 












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