It’s sure to come in first place at this year’s national cum fossil convention.
Have you ever wondered why the security guards at Van Pelt check your backpacks and don’t seem concerned with much else?
An anonymous source has leaked that the one quiet kid who’s actually really fucking sneaky was the winner.
I’ve been thinking about how to make Big-Little Week more about me, and I finally realized my very close personal connection to the various sisterhoods across campus.
I could see the parents think to themselves, “Wow, they sure didn’t look that unhappy at Harvard!”
Is Charlotte the Virgin Mary of aquariums, or just a freaky lil gal...
I don’t know about you guys, but my money's on Fred the alcoholic. I heard that guy can pound ‘em back like there’s no tomorrow!
Though Penn Global Seminar courses have deceptively claimed to broaden horizons and deepen cross-cultural understanding, OFSL’s new initiative clarifies that their true purpose is to provide “feel-good” service opportunities.
While you have heard compelling arguments supporting Israel and Palestine from experts at the top of their fields, (socialist girls and frat guys who have taken one poly sci class) breaking news shows that there is new information regarding the conflict.
Penn will also extend special status to applicants whose parents were avid coke users throughout their time at Penn.
Huntsman is no stranger to diversity, boasting several years of global ambassadorship under his belt and more impressively and relevantly, an LDS mission to Taiwan
I have a few rare cards of my bias wreckers Cooper and Rimmer, but I am only willing to trade them for other rare Ghrist PCs
“We locked eyes in the ethnic food aisle in Trader Joe’s – right next to Trader Ming’s Kung Pao Chicken – and it was love at first sight.”
Kinda crazy no one else thought to do this
Nothing is more important than valuing yourself, feeling good about your appearance, and being comfortable in your own skin
Dean Sniegowski sighs, “Another cross cultural analysis course wasted on crosswords.”
Hiiiii haha this might be a silly question but how do you transcribe jʊər aɪz ɑr soʊ ˈbjutəfəl?
Did you know the 6-year undergraduate graduation rate is 102%?
The staffer's phone is filled with videos of minors singing karaoke, dancing, passing resolutions, pretending to give birth, and other various acts the children's parents remain unaware of.