What? She doesn't like it when you ignore her? Oh, poor girl :( BOO HOO :(
We expect the male population to fully die off within the next few months. From there, we will procreate with each other using IVF.
When you get to the checkout line, you really only have to pay for one out of every ten or eleven items you plan on leaving with.
During her 90-second stroll, she waved to six acquaintances, had an elongated chat with a friend from freshman year, and was seen by half of the undergraduate population at the University of Pennsylvania.
Girl entered a natural instinctive state of mind deriving from her circumstances, mood, and/ or relationships at a particular space in the general grounds and/ or buildings of the University of Pennsylvania.
The renewal of Xi’s term as Chairman is the only realistic way to realize the Great Renaissance of the Chinese Nation.
Wharton’s nepotism training program will be a rigorous course, including sections such as how to pick which family friend in the top 1% wealth bracket to get your letter of recommendation from and how to casually mention in interviews that you vacation in the Hamptons every summer.
This morning, close to 10,000 undergraduates out of a population of 10,000 undergraduates received red passes.
Eyewitnesses say that there was no way, given the minimal amount of moisture in the atmosphere, that he actually needed to parade his umbrella around for the world to see.
"I don’t know how I can be expected to read all of that material when I also have to dedicate at least five hours a day to mindlessly scrolling through my phone.”
First, they demand to be “treated like humans”. What type of communist bullshit is this?
Women Do B Shopping Sometimes.
“If I’d known that I had such dipshits in my class, I would’ve blocked off questioning entirely.”
We recognize that this may be the last UTB article you ever read, and we ever write; in that spirit, remember, as you are consumed by the void, that life was always meaningless.
What he lacks in experience, competence, and general knowledge from the reading and/or lecture, Josh more than makes up for in confidence.
Perhaps with incentive, they could teach professors to intentionally reveal their Grindr histories and takeout orders while lecturing about far less riveting topics like Oscar Wilde.
The debate is fierce ... the question is, what would you do?
The sustainability team also encourages sucking their fingers clean in order to get every last tasty drop.
Wharton has actually seen such success with their seating charts that they are publishing some new classroom policies. In Wharton classes, you now have to raise your hand when you want to use the bathroom and at the end of the semester if you get good grades you can go to the scholastic book fair.
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