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West & Down Man on the Street

Joseph Elston goes to West & Down as the Man on the Street. 




MKTG 101 Students Buckle Down for a Group Project

I'll just make a Google doc. 


Ghost Finders: David Rittenhouse Laboratory

UTB Sends in their Top-Rated Ghost Finder Team to DRL.


Pool Party Man on the Street

UTB took to Pool Party to investigate why no one swims in the pool. 


Inside the Mask and Wig Pitch Room

The Mask and Wig Club, a private club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, founded in 1889, is the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States. Here is an inside look into the minds behind the production. 


Formal Fail: Champagne and Shackled to a Radiator

Worst blind date I've ever been on. 


Huge L: Student Flubs Every Locust Interaction on Way to Class

We're going to take Locust today. It's going to be fine.


Coffee Chat: Carson Kahoe on Why He's Breaking Up with His Girlfriend

UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.


UTB Cribs: Brad's Sexy Bachelor Pad on Locust

Yeah, uh, it's a tent. 


Coffee Chat: Julia Bell on All the Things No One is Talking About

UTB Reporter Lauren Sorantino sat down with Julia Bell from Bloomers for yet another episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen. 


Meet the Student Whose Power Never Turned Back On

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Backpack Full of Chili 3: Chili Full of Backpacks

A cinematic masterpiece from UTB. 


‘Rush is Just About Personality Fit!’ Says Rich Hot Friend

Aimee Brooks (W ’23), a freshman who hails from Chelsea, Manhattan and identifies as “old money,” is under the impression that this system is ultimately fair and unbiased.


Ranking Women by Susan’s Personal Opinion is Actually Feminist, Assures Pan-Hellenic

“Feminism is all about empowering Susan, as well as those that Susan deems worthy of empowerment,” said the head of Penn Pan-Hellenic. "I promise we haven't misunderstood the concept."


Professor Submits Final Grades Late, Now HE Loses Half a Letter Grade

Well, well, well, would you look at that: it’s syllabus policy revenge time.


Guest Column by Nation’s Jewish Mothers | My Kid Should Be on SNL

Last night at dinner, I was having my son Daniel reenact bits by my favorite stand-up comedians, and let me tell you: he was a riot. He performs them perfectly, just like Jerry Seinfeld. Daniel's grandmother and I could not stop laughing! 


What’s at the Bottom of the Hill Dining Hall Peanut Butter?

 But the time has come; the time for mankind to discover what lies at the bottom of the peanut butter tub.  


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