Spearman displayed several shirts over Zoom. "I just want you guys to know how bad it is out here on the front lines." Indeed, one shirt asked the viewer to "find x" in the style of an algebra problem, while simultaneously circling the letter "x" in red. Truly horrifying.
That girl from your chem class that had to get her eyes rinsed three times this semester? Definitely knows she deserves a B- at best. And for you, the one person in your class that actually gets your work done on time and perfectly crafts every essay and problem set despite being drunk or hungover the entire weekend? The coveted A+, reserved for only the worthiest of students.
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Public response to the move was overwhelmingly negative as some students are put at a disadvantage due to lack of resources and others claim, "the stress of having to study is too much for them."
Travis is as close to struggling as he has ever been, and he would really like your attention right now.
You’re horny. Cousin Addie’s horny. Are you two going to help each other out?
Now I know that Tulsi dropped out a while back, but I’m pretty sure that whole “dropping out” thing was a fakeout. Let’s look at the math.
"On very special occasions, like the birthday of Theresa’s favorite horse, Timothée, her mother might even pick up Theresa and her laundry basket from campus."
The chalk teared into the board, revealing a raw, jagged equation.
Recently, word came down from on High that Jesus is self-quarantining and there will be no resurrection this year.
Maybe Jesus should read the room before making the brash assumption that this day could be Good. It's just rude.
Luckily, I recovered from hand, foot, and mouth disease — but my GPA never will.
This was not a desperate attempt at control — it was just a simple aesthetic choice.
The roles students will have to fulfill range from Waste and Disposables Technician to the Director of Internet and Gadgets, working directly under the head boss.
When asked what the main draws of replacing his therapy dog with Xanax were, Schmidt specifically noted how, “Xanax doesn’t shit on your carpet or need to be walked.”
Upon further inspection, it was found that Daniel had indeed prepared his noodles not in water but in Skyy.
Feeling down? Turn them blue. Want to have a rave in your tiny dorm room, or in search of an epileptic seizure? Click the flash button. Seeking attention because nobody is friends with you? Flash SOS in Morse code. The possibilities are endless.
“Alright future chemists, riddle me this: what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?”
We're all looking for a little bit of light in this dark chapter of world history.