As the only non-fascist in the classics department, Ben Sherman (C ‘23) is used to being discriminated against.
"I don’t know how I can be expected to read all of that material when I also have to dedicate at least five hours a day to mindlessly scrolling through my phone.”
First, they demand to be “treated like humans”. What type of communist bullshit is this?
Society has truly robbed us of the simple pleasures in life.
Women Do B Shopping Sometimes.
Yeah… just tilt your screen down a little bit more… sweet Jebediah, that’s the ticket.
“If I’d known that I had such dipshits in my class, I would’ve blocked off questioning entirely.”
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What he lacks in experience, competence, and general knowledge from the reading and/or lecture, Josh more than makes up for in confidence.
Perhaps with incentive, they could teach professors to intentionally reveal their Grindr histories and takeout orders while lecturing about far less riveting topics like Oscar Wilde.
The debate is fierce ... the question is, what would you do?
The sustainability team also encourages sucking their fingers clean in order to get every last tasty drop.
Wharton has actually seen such success with their seating charts that they are publishing some new classroom policies. In Wharton classes, you now have to raise your hand when you want to use the bathroom and at the end of the semester if you get good grades you can go to the scholastic book fair.
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“It’s important that we know all we can about COVID,” said the lead researcher, “And even more important that we have an objective metric to determine who gives the best sloppy toppy.”
A wise man once said “If you give a man a fish one day, you give him one fish for that day, but if you teach a man how to be a fish, then he can be your fish for a lifetime”. This is exactly why I pay Lyn for my bacon egg and cheese by giving her one bite of my bacon egg and cheese.
“We have a lot of money, and we will use it,” Director of Money Julia Stevenson proclaimed in her statement.
Out of those surveyed, 82% think the dining hall food is “gross,” 68% think the dining hall staff could have “better attitudes,” and 97% will never have to work in the food industry in their lives.
Chan had spent the night unbolting all tables and chairs from the floor, hoisting them up, and rebolting them to the ceiling. u00a0