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Underachiever Drops Class After Getting 'A' on Midterm
Jonah Weinbaum
Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2018Tue, Feb 27, 2018
Student Who Lost Moncler Jacket Preparing to Brave 60-Degree Weather in Canada Goose
Sammy Gordon
Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2018Tue, Feb 27, 2018
Defying the System: This Girl is Going to St. Barth's Instead of PV for Spring Break
Gena Basha
Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2018Tue, Feb 27, 2018
Wow! This Junior Ordered Frontera, Went to All Her Monday Classes, and Her Rice Bowl Still Wasn't Ready
Sammy Gordon
Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2018Tue, Feb 27, 2018
Get You a Guy That Does Both! This Frat Brutally Tortures 18-Year-Olds in Their Basement but Also Donates to Susan G. Komen for the Cure
UTB Staff
Monday, Feb. 26, 2018Mon, Feb 26, 2018
Junior With Limitless Spring Break Choices Eager to Eat Ice Cream in Underwear for a Week
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Feb. 26, 2018Mon, Feb 26, 2018
Innovation: Student Walks Down Filbert Street to Avoid Small Talk
Sue Park
Monday, Feb. 26, 2018Mon, Feb 26, 2018
Performance Art: I Choked on a Sandwich at Pret to Add to the Existing Chaos
Sydney Gelman
Monday, Feb. 26, 2018Mon, Feb 26, 2018
OP-ED: I Don’t Get Why People Are Making All These Startups That Don’t Benefit Me Personally
Becky Molinoff
Monday, Feb. 26, 2018Mon, Feb 26, 2018
Frat Boy Who Turned Water Into Vodka Awaiting Canonization
Claudia Hogan
Monday, Feb. 26, 2018Mon, Feb 26, 2018
Irony of Great Gatsby Frat Mixer Hits Junior Like a Ton of Fucking Bricks
Sam Tolbert
Sunday, Feb. 25, 2018Sun, Feb 25, 2018
Deeply Lonely Professor Makes Attendance Mandatory
Srinivas Mandyam
Sunday, Feb. 25, 2018Sun, Feb 25, 2018
PornHub Offers Premium Service Where Your Neighbor Cranks One Out With His Blinds Open
Charlie Sosnick
Sunday, Feb. 25, 2018Sun, Feb 25, 2018
I Like You but I Don’t Like You Enough to Sit Through Your Indian Dance Show for Three Hours
Needhi Mehta
Sunday, Feb. 25, 2018Sun, Feb 25, 2018
'I Can't Find Love,' Complains Student Who Ghosts Everyone She's Ever Slept With
Sue Park
Sunday, Feb. 25, 2018Sun, Feb 25, 2018
OP-ED: Stop Bringing Sunset Blush to Your Birthday BYO
Mackenzie Lukas
Saturday, Feb. 24, 2018Sat, Feb 24, 2018
'I Would Do Anything for My Brothers,' Says Student Who Rushed Frat Three Times Before Getting In
Becky Molinoff
Saturday, Feb. 24, 2018Sat, Feb 24, 2018
PennGreen Reports 'Not All Men are Trash; Many Without Metal Parts Can Be Composted'
Lauren Baron
Friday, Feb. 23, 2018Fri, Feb 23, 2018
Frat Brother Arrested for Copyright Infringement After Hosting Green Eggs and Kegs
Jonah Weinbaum
Friday, Feb. 23, 2018Fri, Feb 23, 2018
OP-ED: Sure, Elon Musk Put a Car in Space, But Did He Get an A-Plus in Writing Sem Like Me?
Srinivas Mandyam
Friday, Feb. 23, 2018Fri, Feb 23, 2018
