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OP-ED: Remember, You Were All Nerds in High School
Sam Tolbert
Sunday, Feb. 11, 2018Sun, Feb 11, 2018
My Succulent Could Survive Harsh Desert Conditions But Couldn't Survive Being Alone Over Break
Amanda Nart
Sunday, Feb. 11, 2018Sun, Feb 11, 2018
Freshman Changes Last Name to Rockefeller to Improve Chances of Getting Into Castle
Jonah Weinbaum
Sunday, Feb. 11, 2018Sun, Feb 11, 2018
'I’m a Tea Addict!' Laughs Sophomore Who Consumes an Average of Five Alcoholic Drinks a Day
UTB Staff
Saturday, Feb. 10, 2018Sat, Feb 10, 2018
BREAKING: Penn Administration Releases Confidential Memo, No One Reads It
Becky Molinoff
Saturday, Feb. 10, 2018Sat, Feb 10, 2018
Penn Tour Guide Beginning to Believe She Actually Throws Toast on Franklin Field
Srinivas Mandyam
Friday, Feb. 9, 2018Fri, Feb 9, 2018
OP-ED: Carlo Rossi Was My Uncle. Please Stop Talking About His Jugs.
Lea Eisenberg
Friday, Feb. 9, 2018Fri, Feb 9, 2018
Rude! My Roommate Keeps Leaving Her Nipple Clamps in the Dishwasher
Natalia Joseph
Friday, Feb. 9, 2018Fri, Feb 9, 2018
Wow! Student Says 'Postmodern,' Entire Class Shits Pants
Sue Park
Friday, Feb. 9, 2018Fri, Feb 9, 2018
Your Winter Guide for Telling Past Hookups That You Have the Flu
Claudia Hogan
Thursday, Feb. 8, 2018Thu, Feb 8, 2018
OP-ED: I Don't Care What Team You Support in the Privacy of Your Own Home, But Don't Shove It in Our Faces
Lea Eisenberg
Thursday, Feb. 8, 2018Thu, Feb 8, 2018
'I’m so Excited to Witness History' Says Sophomore Fully Planning on Blacking Out at Parade
UTB Staff
Thursday, Feb. 8, 2018Thu, Feb 8, 2018
Student Who's Skipped 48 9AMs This Semester to Get up at 6 to Pregame for Parade
Sophie Trotto
Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018Wed, Feb 7, 2018
Senior En Route to Social Event Finds Themselves Back on the Floor of Their Room Eating Yogurt
Amanda Nart
Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018Wed, Feb 7, 2018
Shocking: That Guy Who Saved His Spot in Study Carrel With a Pile of Books Has Been Abroad All Semester
Lila Gutstein
Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018Wed, Feb 7, 2018
Junior’s Shopping List Just Ingredients for Scrambled Eggs
Seth Fein
Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018Wed, Feb 7, 2018
OP-ED: I May Not Understand What Cultural Appropriation is, But I Will Die Before I Admit it is Bad
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018Wed, Feb 7, 2018
Penn Administration Veering Dangerously Towards Democracy
Srinivas Mandyam
Tuesday, Feb. 6, 2018Tue, Feb 6, 2018
Breaking the Fourth Wall: Under the Button Writer Pens Article About Breaking the Fourth Wall
Jonah Weinbaum
Tuesday, Feb. 6, 2018Tue, Feb 6, 2018
