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Five Button-Downs That Say, 'I’m Really Busy, but I’ll Still Get Lunch With You'

Gena Basha Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018

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This Stat Professor Doesn’t Believe in the Hot Hand, but He’s Clearly Not a Baller

Karman Cheema Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018

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Student Uses New Academic Planner for a Record Four Days

Kasra Khadem Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018

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Wow! This Fine Arts Class Just Lets Students Huff Paint for Three Hours

Josh Ogunleye Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018

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Four Meditation Exercises that Won't Really Reduce Your Back to School Stress

Lauren Sorantino Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018

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OP-ED: I Won't Eat Tide Pods, Because My Fucking Roommate Jeff Used All of Them

Kasra Khadem Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018

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Penn Swim Team Moves Practice to 38th Street Bridge Puddle

Seyoung Kim Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018

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Physicists Astonished as TEDxPenn Speaker Collapses Inside Own Asshole

Sam Tolbert Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018

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Meet the Guy Who Ditched a Wall Street Job for Blockchain

Karman Cheema Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018

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OP-ED: I Don’t Care That You Won the Nobel Prize, I’m Still Not Raising Your Credit Cap

Srinivas Mandyam Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018

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This Veterinary School Professor Wants to Teach Canine Medicine Using Nintendogs for DS

Lea Eisenberg Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018

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​Freshman Has an Internship at Google but Always Pees on the Toilet Seat

Charlie Sosnick Monday, Jan. 22, 2018Mon, Jan 22, 2018

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Wow! This Kid's Peak Efficiency is Between 1:30 AM And, Like, 1:35 AM

Becky Molinoff Monday, Jan. 22, 2018Mon, Jan 22, 2018

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Junior Marked 'Interested in' Event at the Electric Factory on Facebook, Now She's a Key Member of Philly's Underground Scene

Natalia Joseph Monday, Jan. 22, 2018Mon, Jan 22, 2018

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We Can Really Have It All: Student 'Still Shopping' For Classes Has Successfully Ripped Through The Twin Peaks Reboot and Gotten 8 Hours of Sleep Nightly

Amanda Nart Monday, Jan. 22, 2018Mon, Jan 22, 2018

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True Fan: College Junior Preemptively Sets Car on Fire Ahead of Eagles Game

Alessandro Consuelos Sunday, Jan. 21, 2018Sun, Jan 21, 2018

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Junior Attends Women’s March After Cutting 100 Girls From Her Sorority Last Week

Lila Gutstein Sunday, Jan. 21, 2018Sun, Jan 21, 2018

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