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'This is the One,' Says Senior Who Fucked Up Past Seven Semesters
Alex Xu
Thursday, Feb. 1, 2018Thu, Feb 1, 2018
'Yup, I go to Penn State,' Confirms Wharton Sophomore Ashamed of Trump Affiliation
Lea Eisenberg
Thursday, Feb. 1, 2018Thu, Feb 1, 2018
Student Against Cutthroat Wharton Culture Prefers Cutthroat Pre-Med Culture Instead
Needhi Mehta
Thursday, Feb. 1, 2018Thu, Feb 1, 2018
President Trump Shocked by 'First Penn Alum' Accused of Sexual Misconduct
Becky Molinoff
Thursday, Feb. 1, 2018Thu, Feb 1, 2018
Oh No! This Dance Group Forgot Their Feet at Home on the Night of the Big Show
Charlie Sosnick
Thursday, Feb. 1, 2018Thu, Feb 1, 2018
Junior Reminisces About 'Italian Food and Wine' Freshman Seminar While Sitting in Orgo II
Mackenzie Lukas
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2018Wed, Jan 31, 2018
Freshman Girl Rejected from Frat by Boy Who Used Her for His Ratio During NSO
Elizabeth Beugg
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2018Wed, Jan 31, 2018
OP-ED: Yeah I'm Pre-Law, But Only Because I Saw 'Legally Blonde' Once
Allen Zhu
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2018Wed, Jan 31, 2018
Newly Religious Student Doesn’t Do Cocaine on Shabbat
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2018Wed, Jan 31, 2018
Wow! Junior Who Clearly Hasn’t Done Readings Still Manages to Be Condescending in Seminar
UTB Staff
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2018Wed, Jan 31, 2018
4 Ways to Awkwardly Avoid Eye Contact with People You Made out with at Ken's Seafood BYO
Allen Zhu
Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2018Tue, Jan 30, 2018
REPORT: Congress Accomplished Slightly More Than Penn’s UA in 2017
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2018Tue, Jan 30, 2018
QUIZ: Do You Have Tinnitus or Is It Just a Frat Boy Screaming Outside Your Window in the Nighttime?
Lauren Sorantino
Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2018Tue, Jan 30, 2018
Dept. of Treasury Confirms Penn Food Truck Industry is Only Thing Keeping Cash Currency in Circulation
Charlie Sosnick
Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2018Tue, Jan 30, 2018
New Study Shows Banning Laptops in Recitation Leads Students To Zone Out Instead of Surfing the Web
Becky Molinoff
Monday, Jan. 29, 2018Mon, Jan 29, 2018
Philanthropy! Sorority BYO Single-handedly Keeps Malaysian Restaurant in Business
Natalia Joseph
Monday, Jan. 29, 2018Mon, Jan 29, 2018
M&T Junior Excited to Work at Startup That Will Eventually Usher Black Mirror Episodes Into Reality
Josh Ogunleye
Monday, Jan. 29, 2018Mon, Jan 29, 2018
