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Woke Brother Offers to Pay for Plan B With Fraternity Fund
Natalia Joseph
Saturday, Jan. 27, 2018Sat, Jan 27, 2018
Student Sits for 50 Minutes in Fisher Fine Arts Library Instead of Fisher Bennett for Class
Needhi Mehta
Saturday, Jan. 27, 2018Sat, Jan 27, 2018
Amazon Rep Rejects Philadelphia as Location for HQ2 After Grimy Wawa Run
Karman Cheema
Saturday, Jan. 27, 2018Sat, Jan 27, 2018
Six Easy and Kinda Pathetic Meals You Can Eat in Your Three Minutes Between Classes
Allen Zhu
Friday, Jan. 26, 2018Fri, Jan 26, 2018
Major Flex: Student Orders 3-Course Meal Off the Regular Menu During Restaurant Week
Elizabeth Beugg
Friday, Jan. 26, 2018Fri, Jan 26, 2018
Professor Assures Family, Colleagues That His Class Has 'Highest Attendance Ever'
Becky Molinoff
Friday, Jan. 26, 2018Fri, Jan 26, 2018
OP-ED: Stop Belittling My Intelligence. My Mom and I Worked Very Hard to Get into This School
Elizabeth Beugg
Friday, Jan. 26, 2018Fri, Jan 26, 2018
OP-ED: I'm Definitely the Coolest Kid in This Class
Sam Tolbert
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018
Interfraternity Council Partners with Tulane to Bring Some Dope New Types of Hazing to Penn
Jonah Weinbaum
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018
iPhone X No Longer Recognizes Girl’s Face Post Winter Break Food Binge
Lila Gutstein
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018
Five Button-Downs That Say, 'I’m Really Busy, but I’ll Still Get Lunch With You'
Gena Basha
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018
This Stat Professor Doesn’t Believe in the Hot Hand, but He’s Clearly Not a Baller
Karman Cheema
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018
Student Uses New Academic Planner for a Record Four Days
Kasra Khadem
Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018
Wow! This Fine Arts Class Just Lets Students Huff Paint for Three Hours
Josh Ogunleye
Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018
Four Meditation Exercises that Won't Really Reduce Your Back to School Stress
Lauren Sorantino
Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018
OP-ED: I Won't Eat Tide Pods, Because My Fucking Roommate Jeff Used All of Them
Kasra Khadem
Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018Wed, Jan 24, 2018
Penn Swim Team Moves Practice to 38th Street Bridge Puddle
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018
Physicists Astonished as TEDxPenn Speaker Collapses Inside Own Asshole
Sam Tolbert
Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018
Meet the Guy Who Ditched a Wall Street Job for Blockchain
Karman Cheema
Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018
OP-ED: I Don’t Care That You Won the Nobel Prize, I’m Still Not Raising Your Credit Cap
Srinivas Mandyam
Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018
