Have your eyes been opened to the truth?

Penn will also extend special status to applicants whose parents were avid coke users throughout their time at Penn.

‘you’re so hot! You’re the most professional girl in the world!’ 

Not a thing in the world compares to the love of two sisters.

Huntsman is no stranger to diversity, boasting several years of global ambassadorship under his belt and more impressively and relevantly, an LDS mission to Taiwan

I have a few rare cards of my bias wreckers Cooper and Rimmer, but I am only willing to trade them for other rare Ghrist PCs

 “We locked eyes in the ethnic food aisle in Trader Joe’s – right next to Trader Ming’s Kung Pao Chicken – and it was love at first sight.” 

Every time you fell, you got up again

If liking Commons is wrong, then I don’t want to be right

Kinda crazy no one else thought to do this

The brotherhood rests on the pillars that diversity brings together individuals from a wide range of backgrounds.

In this way, I will save you. Not from the Ben bench, but from yourselves.

Nothing is more important than valuing yourself, feeling good about your appearance, and being comfortable in your own skin

We at UTB have amassed a core set of caring techniques for those with roommates who get no play

go birds

Dean Sniegowski sighs, “Another cross cultural analysis course wasted on crosswords.”

Hiiiii haha this might be a silly question but how do you transcribe jʊər aɪz ɑr soʊ ˈbjutəfəl?

As the hunt for a little begins (game on!), here are some fun activities to do with your new PC to help find your lins’ newest blonde babe

When I see a button nose it makes me so ill that I just have to throw up in my mouth.

What could have caused this? Hmm. Maybe it’s the fact that you stole so many frozen chicken pot pies that they keep a portrait of you in every Perdue factory farm?