Every time you fell, you got up again

If liking Commons is wrong, then I don’t want to be right

Kinda crazy no one else thought to do this

The brotherhood rests on the pillars that diversity brings together individuals from a wide range of backgrounds.

In this way, I will save you. Not from the Ben bench, but from yourselves.

Nothing is more important than valuing yourself, feeling good about your appearance, and being comfortable in your own skin

We at UTB have amassed a core set of caring techniques for those with roommates who get no play

go birds

Dean Sniegowski sighs, “Another cross cultural analysis course wasted on crosswords.”

Hiiiii haha this might be a silly question but how do you transcribe jʊər aɪz ɑr soʊ ˈbjutəfəl?

As the hunt for a little begins (game on!), here are some fun activities to do with your new PC to help find your lins’ newest blonde babe

When I see a button nose it makes me so ill that I just have to throw up in my mouth.

What could have caused this? Hmm. Maybe it’s the fact that you stole so many frozen chicken pot pies that they keep a portrait of you in every Perdue factory farm?

“Chill as hell” as in “babe, I just gotta let you know, your uncle Tony is chill as hell.”

Did you know the 6-year undergraduate graduation rate is 102%?

Mother, please. I know you’re upset but I hope you’ll understand.

The mice had found the cheese, classic. The moths were swarming my intermittently functional fridge light. A new set of morels had begun to sprout from a set of button mushrooms I had previously purchased at Trader Joe’s.

The staffer's phone is filled with videos of minors singing karaoke, dancing, passing resolutions, pretending to give birth, and other various acts the children's parents remain unaware of. 

She was eating boiled potatoes and some sort of dried fish. Gross. Damn. It was like 10:00am.

He's Lovin' it!