Rather than ask the instructor-moderated message board for personalized help on her environmental science homework, Mason reportedly orders a full-size supreme pizza every time she hits a roadblock.
First, Fro Gro closes its sacred doors, and now Penn is closing due to the “coronavirus?” Sure, Jan. There’s no way we’re believing that nonsense.
Rather than ask the instructor-moderated message board for personalized help on her environmental science homework, Mason reportedly orders a full-size supreme pizza every time she hits a roadblock.
Now, I can’t properly react to anything anyone ever tells me. The best I can offer is “bruh."
First, Fro Gro closes its sacred doors, and now Penn is closing due to the “coronavirus?” Sure, Jan. There’s no way we’re believing that nonsense.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” Dave later reported from quarantine. “How could so many shoppers be wasting their money buying hand soap, shampoo, and hand sanitizer, when you could just buy a bottle of 3 in 1 for half the price?”
Under the Button reached out to every single one of Greenfield’s high school friends, and was able to get in contact with all both.
Answer choices include the red triangle, blue diamond, yellow circle, and green square.
See you all in quarantine!
As the conference call began for URBS 250: City Planning for Climate Change, students began to realize that Professor Stanley Markowitz was going to be that close to the camera the entire call.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!!!
Professor Devito will live directly under the bridge but may come out at night and surprise students.
You know what they say, “cheaters never win,” and I’m learning just how true that is. My laptop is fighting for academic integrity. In short, my computer keeps giving me Drexel ads because it KNOWS that I don’t belong here.
The University declined to respond, citing the inability to hear concerns over the sound of money pouring in from freshman dining plans.
You thought that dropping a class in the middle of a party, because you didn't want to study for the midterm, was funny. You thought that it was a party trick. It became your party trick.
“When I first came to Penn, I thought I had the world at my fingertips,” Clyde Orear (C ‘22) recalled, eyes watery. “But it turns out all they teach you here is how to use Analysis ToolPak.”
I also think historians should "stop using the fucking Enlightenment to explain every aspect of 18th-century western birthrate trends.”
"I’d do a lot of stuff for $10. Like I mean, while I do value my dignity, my valuation of it is only $6 — on a good day.”
Just because you have a ban on food does NOT mean my cake shouldn’t be allowed in Fisher.
Keystone Light came in at a close second.
The decision comes in an attempt to curb the rampant complaints of second-hand smoke within the house.
Students have been lobbying for this change for years, claiming Penn’s “two-finger” strap width and “no athletic pants” policies are vague, outdated, and originate from elitist, sexist ideologies.
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