“Your English is almost as good as mine!” noted Philadelphia native Lily Gretcher.
“Wait, what dialect do you speak at home?” asked Liu. “Western New England English,” Wang replied.
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He does, however, consider your membership in ILMUNC, the Philomathean Society, and Penn Democrats.
I guess one way would be to write for some shitty comedy outlet a few times a week and just delegitimize everything I do in class.
My friends on the TV were somewhat concerned with the state of the US House of Representatives.
That annoying guy in your seminar just got more annoying.
What a Mmmm Mmmm yummy meal I had.
Penn has set its sights on the most obvious hurdle impeding a green future – oboe players.
It really is time for break -- time to be free of finals, to be away from your failed situationship, to have a bedroom to yourself, and for the only thing that really matters: quality me-time.
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Witnesses say the suspect was last seen waddling past the library security desk.
I miss the enlightened and sincere demeanor you presented with before this interschool minor!
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First step, enema.
Danse, dance, dAAAAAAAANCE!
I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face.