The Penn Glee Club made history by integrating women and dancers and the frat brothers that sell you weed and Poles and do-gooders and freshmen that got fucked over in housing selection and God-fearers and more God-fearers and the people that are most likely to have weapons on campus and soon-to-be unemployed students and fat skanks into their historically TTBB choir.
"I hate you!" is the perfect phrase to yell at your parents as you beg them to love you and give you everything you ask for.
You loved him. He averaged around 50 hours before he texted you back each time. You did not once experience orgasm during sex with him. What a king!
We promise "Skabort" will be a crowd favorite at your next orgy.
She lamented her harrowing life as a young white girl.
At this point, Lopez requested a nicotine break.
In addition to the rebrand of their store name, they will be offering complimentary hits of poppers to all customers, expanding their jockstrap collection, and offering discounts on ketamine after your tenth purchase.
They are, in essence, pigs rolling around in a trough.
After Amy Gutmann's recent viewing of Footloose (1984) and her subsequent conversion to Christianity, she updated the Campus Compact to reflect the rules upheld in Elmore City: no dancing and absolutely no rock-and-roll music.
YES! Let’s just smoke a cigarette. Delish! Nothing tastes better than that.
Instead of society deeming him undesirable and unworthy of getting intimate with another human being, Jared will not be fucking to honor his Savior Jesus Christ instead.
The statement went on to detail that upwards of 70% of the senior class would not be admitted if they applied to Penn again and fundamentally do not deserve to be here.
Go outdoors, get high, and take a mindful minute.
I found this website called Corona Cures XXX that gave a lot of cures that haven’t been circulated by mainstream medicine, among other things.
Companies will appreciate your forward-thinking and might even take your initiative into account when they consider your application.
For all the anti-vaxxers, anti-waxxers, anti-inheritance-taxxers, and anti-sexual-climaxxers out there - do you commonly find yourself wishing that you too had equal access to life-threatening blood clots?
Through urine testing and vehement denial, Gutmann seems to have successfully distanced herself from the allegations of doping that were raised last year.
Thanks to the McIlhenny Company, Fortson’s cooking has been made tolerable for the past couple of weeks.
Sure you do.
Star students Pfizer and Moderna scored 95 on the first midterm while JnJ bombed to a 70. Forced to swallow their pride, JnJ panic-switched to pass/fail the night of the deadline.