"Stuart March (C’23) discovered how to achieve incredible results in the class with one simple trick and posted a picture of the email to Reddit with the title 'This is the LAST marketing class you’ll EVER need.'"

That night, everything becomes clear under the ruthless moonlight. A new annotation has indeed been added to your canvas submission. MATH114 TA Bob Greisch has assessed your quiz and annotated: “None of these steps really help you get towards upper triangular.”

“What we did was have our trained research fellows go out and observe people. They would look and see if people were like kinda chill and just vibing or if they were totally nutty and psycho,” Dubois said.

I’ll have another chemistry midterm, but the approval of a top tier frat can’t be regained once it’s gone.

Literally, like literally, no parties have been going on whatsoever. 

What is that succulent scent wafting through the hallowed halls of Harnwell? God damn it. Is that steak au poivre?

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The study survey created to code and quantify the good vibes variable among students showed a strong relationship between getting covid and feeling bad.

 Due to these new testing protocols, there has been an increase in elaborate kissing outside of testing centers.  

 “Wednesday. Thursday. Two full days off— just amazing really,” Chapman said. 

“No, no, this is all wrong,” muttered the nonagenarian, watching in horror as students blithely walked in and out of the miraculously sturdy residence halls. “Holy shit.”

Jacob doesn’t even eat Jolly Ranchers. “I mean, don’t look in the cabinet, but if you do, the big bag of them in the kitchen belongs to my roommate.” 

“It’s disrespectful towards those in the Philadelphia community who have always been hospitable towards these kids and literally can’t even get into an invite-only rush event. It’s bullshit.”

UTB: It feels amazing knowing that we’re the sole source of news on this campus. 

But is any of this effort enough to gear me up for the absolute bloodbath on the second floor of Panera Bread? 

On top of being talented in creative writing, Fiona was also exceedingly employable.

Holy life tip: just give up.

Honestly, I feel like the break was a little bit too long if you know what I mean… like for a second there I almost stopped thinking about the ten midterm assignments I have to turn in by Monday.